Things that brighten up your day- This time it's WAR

[wherearethespoons]

I've never quite grasped the distinction between chatting up and just talking, myself.

Yeah, I'm with you on that one. I always seem to get it wrong, I'll put my foot in it with a girl who it turns out just wanted to talk. Then there are the many times when a friend has told me later, 'Didn't you know she was chatting you up?' And I think, 'shit.'

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The pert buttocks of partially clothed women.

Great job, climate.

[Beep Cleep Chimney]

Woke up yesterday morning and, in my initial drowsy state, thought it was Friday. Went to get up for work and then realised what a superb error I'd made. Slept for a further 5 hours.

Glorious.

It's the little things, y'know.

[Mr Skinnylegs]

I watched the guy in the house opposite mine try to get inside his house by climbing in to a tiny window while pissed out of his mind. The police arrived (obviously after someone called suspecting he was a burglar) and removed him.

They then drove off pissing themselves laughing.

[Captain Crunch]

Postmen in shorts, the ONE good thing about summer.

[Lady Beaner]

Yes, but they so often are wearing white socks and black shoes with them!

[Hypnotoad.]

Are you allowed more than one? Or am I destined never to enjoy the purple patch time again?

I thought my best days had left me

My best years had left me behind

Then I felt them come back to me

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Hey! I didn't write that. Stop putting words (and anything else) into my mouth.

[niat]

Put on a pair of shorts yesterday, first hot weekend of the year and all that, put my hand in my pocket and found a crisp ten pound note. Brightened my day even further, and partly makes up for the £20 I spunked on the Grand National.

[Melody Lee]

I woke up yesterday and the sun was shining and I could feel the warmth on my face. I'm certain the little bird outside my window was singing 'Happy Talk'. Sounded very much like it.

It was quite something!

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[Jemble Fred]

That was no bird, that was Captain Sensible in a feather boa.

[Melody Lee]

:)