The give-something-away-thread

[wherearethespoons]

Give me stuff. Not really.

I've tried to give this away a few times but nobody seems to want it. It's a shame because it's really pretty good;

I recently ordered a comic book online and was sent, as well as the actual one I wanted, a new copy of Daniel Clowes' David Boring. It's a good read but I've already got it - so if anyone would like my spare copy, let me know and I'll stick it i the post sometime next week.

Send me a PM or something.

[wherearethespoons]

It's now been taken. Thanks. Somebody feel free to get rid of the thread now.

[boki]

It's now been taken. Thanks. Somebody feel free to get rid of the thread now.

What if other people have stuff to get rid of?  I've got an old IBM Thinkpad laptop that I'm really close to getting rid of. It seems a waste to just chuck it as it still works (from the mains, the battery was finished long before I even bought it), but how useful is a 233Mhz P1 processor to anyone these days?  Some charities take old computers, don't they?

(PS - David Boring is indeed an excellent read)

[Famous Mortimer]

I have the computer game "The Longest Journey" if anyone wants it.

[Cack Hen]

I've got a spoon I've little use for these days. PM me for details.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I've got a couple of old girlfriends knocking about the place if anyone wants them.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Only if I can knock them about a bit.

[sick as a pike]

The spoon sounds tempting I must admit.

I've got a copy of "Little Britain- The Game" on DVD if anyone wants it.  I haven't yet found anyone who does, so I doubt it.

Unadulterated interactive fun for all the family with over 1000 general knowledge questions and endlessly entertaining games! [...] arguably the greatest game ever made.

[Uncle TechTip]

Haha someone must really hate your guts.

[sick as a pike]

Heh.  It was a freebie at one of the comedy awards.  They must have given away hundreds of them. I wonder how many made it out of LOL NO cellophane. It really does look exceptionally shitty.

[Uncle TechTip]

Still, someone placed it it your hands so they must HATE your GUTS. Unless you made a concious decision to take it...?

[sick as a pike]

It was in a bag with other things.   I didn't notice it until too late, honestly.

Come on!  You can't all want to turn down things like-

Name that Gay - presented by Daffyd  
Guess the Feemtoon with Dennis Waterman
Vicky's No But Yeah But Game

Includes 2 hours of new and exclusive footage from Lucas and Walliams

[mothman]

I have a petrol-driven mower going if anyone wants it.

[Robot DeNiro]

Someone probably quite suicidal wrote [for the Little Britain game]

I know one of the people who wrote the questions for the Little Britain DVD game, and yes he is a bit of a depressive.  Spending hours on the internet trying to find hilarious gay trivia for the Daffyd questions probably didn't help.  Still, he got to meet Tom Baker, so it wasn't all bad.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I've got some fascinating skin diseases I'd like to get rid of if anyone's interested...?

[wherearethespoons]

And I have a load of film endings I could giveaway, including; The Sixth Sense, The Third Man, Get Carter, Monsters Inc. and many more.

But wait, there's more.

Act now and receive a free interpretation of Mulholland Drive.

[hoverdonkey]

You charlatan. There is no interpretation to Mulholland Drive. They were all just making it up as they went along.

[Panbaams]

Today is Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry's: http://www.benjerry.co.uk/freeconeday/index.php?mtk=354

[Artemis]

I have a PC copy of GTA: Vice City anyone can have if they want it. Played it twice. Couldn't get into it. Put it in a box.

Edit: 's'gone. It felt quite good to just give something away!

[Emma Raducanu]

I have a copy of yesterday's Guardian if anyone is interested in the news from two days ago.

[Beck]

I'll take tomorrow's if you've got it.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

I have a petrol-driven mower going if anyone wants it.

What's it's speed and mileage?  Could I make it across America with it?

[sick as a pike]

bowels

Very intertestine.

[mothman]

I have a petrol-driven mower going if anyone wants it.

What's it's speed and mileage?  Could I make it across America with it?

Only if you got David Lynch to give you a push up the steeper hills.

[Little Hoover]

I still have my virginity if anyone wants that.

[wherearethespoons]

I still have my virginity if anyone wants that.

If nobody else wants it, I'll take it off your hands...

[explodingvinyl]

I've got some fascinating skin diseases I'd like to get rid of if anyone's interested...?

Trade you for psoriasis? I'm fed up of it now.

[Buck Naked]

I've got a couch to crash on for anyone who happens to be going to this.

My apartment is all of about 30 seconds away from the venue and overlooks the entrance.