What's your preferred word for lady bits (and man bits if you want)?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

So what is it. Quim? Cunt? Fanny? Pussy? Vagina?

[Neville Chamberlain]

Ickle wabbit

[mook]

Noo noo for the ladyparts, the only willy I'm concerned with is mine and his name is Spencer.

[Morrisfan82]

♀ - Tuppence
â™, - Prong

[Neville Chamberlain]

I have no special word for my genitals. I just call it an "enormous penis".

[TC Raymond]

I like 'vadge'. Peter Cook uses it memorably during the 'Politics' sketch on Derek and Clive Ad Nauseum.

As for the male, I rather like knob.

[duckorange]

I think "The flanges" is a useful catch-all for both genders.

[Mr. Analytical]

I have no special word for my genitals. I just call it an "enormous penis".

 Funnily enough, that's what everyone calls you.

 I use "pork sword" to refer to my bits.  A pork sword that dispenses pig sauce when appropriately stimulated.

[Sam]

Grot.

[ccab]

Equipment, for him & her.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I have no special word for my genitals. I just call it an "enormous penis".

 Funnily enough, that's what everyone calls you.

No, no, everyone calles me a "gigantic prick".

[Rex_Cramer]

For a woman it would have to be "Axe Wound", my wife loves it when I refer to hers with that name...

[Morrisfan82]

The love unit.

[Artemis]

The top bits: mamazitas

The bottom bit: gash


I'm a charmer, me.

[Captain Crunch]

'sall a bit childish innit?

Although I did think 'Old Faithful' was pretty good until I realised he was talking about a Gerber.

[boki]

â™, - Prong

That just conjures up a horrid image of someone thrusting away whilst singing 'Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck'.

[ziggy starbucks]

my name's ben elton and my favourite word for a vagina is "toot-toot".

good night

[duckorange]

Mimsy

[TC Raymond]

Grot.

I always thought grot was a euphemism for porn?

By the way, it always makes my teeth itch when anyone refers to porn as "cunt books". Horrible.

[Lady Beaner]

Mimsy... and Mimsy Mallet!

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

Women: Ladygarden, badly-packed kebab, 'special area'. I knew someone who used to refer to her 'Diana'(?)

And with men, I find willy takes some beating.

[Marvin]

With my ex-girlfriend I always called it her Ha'penny, disturbingly this was because of something her grandmother used to say.

[Beagle 2]

Shlongs, Fannys Knackers Tits (Knackers Tits).

Sing this to the tune of  "Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes" at kids parties for a surefire repeat booking.

[thugler]

CLUNGE.

[BadLieutenant]

The kipper and the elephant.

[boki]

I knew someone who used to refer to her 'Diana'(?)

Well, she did get fucked in the tunnel.

It wasn't me.  A bigger boy stole my login and ran away.

[Fielding]

And with men, I find willy takes some beating.

hmm............
(I think there's a pun in there somewhere.)


Any slang term for ladies parts that becomes commonly known automatically becomes a term of abuse - it happened with 'fanny', 'cunt', 'twat' and 'pussy'. The only alternative is to use fairly obscure terms like 'quim' or very silly pet names like 'professor lovin'times private motorway'. Vagina sounds too formal, but I'm quite keen on 'front bottom' myself.

I knew someone who used to refer to her 'Diana'(?)

I wonder if she's now calling it her 'Camilla'?

"Parker Bowles in my Camilla, darling."

[sproggy]

'The main vein' or 'yoghurt spitting panty snake'

[ziggy starbucks]

With my ex-girlfriend I always called it her Ha'penny, disturbingly this was because of something her grandmother used to say.

that's how much her grandmother charged

[the midnight watch baboon]

Schlong 'n' cockpit