What's your preferred word for lady bits (and man bits if you want)?

[SOTS]

Er, i'd say...

Female:  Mimsy or Lady Garden
Male: Mr Johnson

[Small Man Big Horse]

"Little weekender".

I used to call mine "Little smallmanbighorse" until my ex one time commented "Aw, he is little, isn't he".

She really should have said "Aw, he isn't little, though admittedly he is pretty average, is he, what, about five and a half inches, yeah?". She had the tightest flange I've ever known though, to get revenge I should have asked her if she was a post op tranny. But then I wouldn't have got laid that night. And then spent the rest of the night staring at the ceiling, wondering if every woman I've ever slept with was disappointed with my penis. Whilst quietly sobbing.

Not really of course! I just fucked her senseless and then fell asleep, like REAL MEN do!

[BadLieutenant]

I blame Sex & the City.

[Banana Woofwoof]

I can't think of one decent name for vaginas.

[Small Man Big Horse]

I always thought your username might be such a thing. I'm not trying to be funny woofwoof, I've always liked your posts, but I just thought that might be the case...

[Marvin]

I remember when I briefly attended a school in Worcestershire we had this thing of referring to genitals by some of the near-by unusual village names, so things like 'I heard she let him see her Snodsbury', 'I'd love to go to Flyford Flavell', she played with his 'Wyre Piddle' etc

[petula dusty]

I knew a girl who called it a foof which of course makes Foo Fighters sound like quite a nasty infection. Another forum I go on has christened it 'fanjo' and, as it's mostly women posters, their fanjos get bandied about quite a bit.


I like minge.

[samadriel]

'Minge' is good, having an association with 'mange', 'ginger' and 'fringe'; a worthwhile vulval pseudonym should have at least three thematic or aural implications.

[the midnight watch baboon]

What about anuses? Rusty bullet hole, chocolate starfish... can't really think of any other arsehole appellations at this hour, dang it. Although DP pornsites boasting full-on 'one in the pink and one in the stink' action always make me grin. And wank.