Richard McBeef - a play by Seung Cho

[ziggy starbucks]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0417071vtech1.html

The play by mass murderer Seung Cho is linked above. To honour the fallen, I think verbwhores should make it a radio play. Its very short, there are only three characters and so it should be a doddle. Myself and deadman 97 have already gobbled two of the roles, Mcbeef and Sue. We need one more person to play John and we need some of the sound effects recorded.

The idea is that we record everything seperately then mix it all together when we have all the bits done.

Anyone wants to do John?

[Deadman97]

I'm in. I just need to sort my shit out vis-a-vis a recording device, give me 'til this evening.

[Richard McBeef]

I hope you remember to pay royalties to the correct people.

[The Region Legion]

I'm up for doing sound effects or a voice or what have you. Sounds like it could be interesting.

[ziggy starbucks]

we need a john. He has the best part

also to quote the great harold pinter "this play needs chainsaw sound effects"

other sound effects
general kitchen sounds
newspaper rusting
television in background
paedophilic hand on john's thigh
the sound of hugging
man being hit repeatedly with shoe
sound of plate hitting man on head
woman running into basement
wrenchs and other heavy objects being thrown
chainsaw attack with man running out house into car
attempted choking with banana cereal bar
john being killed with a deadly blow

I guess the actors involved can recreate these sounds easily enough. Anyone got a chainsaw?

[samadriel]

Come on guys, show some compassion -- Lars von Trier will be crushed if you beat him to the punch on this script.

[thewomb]

How exactly is this honouring the fallen?

[mrpants]

I'm sure the race is on internet wide to get this play on youtube.  Come on guys - get there first, you can do it!

This is such a DARK and CRAZY idea, the squares won't know what's hit them!

[mook]

I'm sure the race is on internet wide to get this play on youtube.  Come on guys - get there first, you can do it!

This is such a DARK and CRAZY idea, the squares won't know what's hit them!

[Deadman97]

(I am still up for this, ziggy, I'm just having trouble locating a mic- bear with me)