Anything Goes Thread #03 (except piss, shit and death **now with added Nazis**)

[sproggy]

[hands cold, liver warm]

[mr rou-rou]

that's one weird game of snooker

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VW bus sculpture

nice

[smoker]

bum

[PhuckNose]

HEADS UP!!!
(definitely NOT fucking worksafe!!)

Remember : Loose Lips Sink Ships!!!

[Helvetica Scenario]

HEADS UP!!!
(definitely NOT fucking worksafe!!)

Remember : Loose Lips Sink Ships!!!

Oh GOD!! Oh JESUS CHRIST!!!!

[butnut]

I REALLY wish I hadn't clicked on that link. That's really put me off fannies for a good long while.

[fanny splendid]

Don't worry, some of us are real.

Unlike that rubbery mess.

[PhuckNose]

Give the poor girl a break, she just had her entire pelvis removed...
Why do you think she's in THAT position?

One word...'midi-chlorians'.

[hands cold, liver warm]

HEADS UP!!!
(definitely NOT fucking worksafe!!)

Remember : Loose Lips Sink Ships!!!

man already 30 minutes late for work desperately searches for lost car keys

[Big Jack McBastard]

Worst porn ever.

[Timmay]

That's what I call giving head.

Most Obvious Joke. Ever.

[sproggy]

Wow, total mind fuck.

(second most obvious joke ever)

[Timmay]

That's no way to get ahead in life.

[sore bottom mum]

got a head? get a hat

[butnut]

Looks like he's heading towards a sticky situation.

[sore bottom mum]

what head? ha head.. had-da head.

[mr rou-rou]

Dynamic TV art.

One could argue that some television programming is art. Germany's Light:Tools has created a thin film you place on top of your TV screen that reduces the image to a grid of large pixels thus creating 100% dynamic TV art, all the time... There's also a larger version for big screens called imedia_pro.

from

If you know that you should be doing something besides watching TV, but just can't bear to turn it off, perhaps the 90s-named 'imedia_tv' could help. It's a thin film from Germany's Light:Tools that diffuses the images on your TV into fat square or circular pixels, giving you the pleasant pretty lights to sooth you without anything recognizable to be distracted by. They even have a version for big screen televisions, if you want to get real fancy

manufacturer's German language website

I wish I could find out how much these are

[Regular John]

[butnut]

That's like in Monkey Island, where you have to use the head to guide you through the caves.

[sproggy]

I claim shenanigans, that's breaking the rules of 'anything goes...'

Bah!

[mook]

heh...only one though. if he was juggling it with a can of Fosters and a neatly wrapped Richard III you might have a case..


Didn't someone break the holy trinity of shit, piss and death by posting up a picture of a nursing home awhile back?

[sproggy]

heh...only one though. if he was juggling it with a can of Fosters and a neatly wrapped Richard III you might have a case..


Didn't someone break the holy trinity of shit, piss and death by posting up a picture of a nursing home awhile back?

If you're referring to my Alzheimer Mong that was in the 'inappropriate greetings cards' thread, which is outside the remit of this thread (aborted foetuses being the exception)

I uphold my shenanigans claim (in fact I'm pondering the whereabouts of my broom as I type) ; - )

[Regular John]

I claim shenanigans, that's breaking the rules of 'anything goes...'

Bah!

The first pic is merely a circus act and the second shows he is clearly alive :-)

[hencole]

I don't approve and wonder where the comedy merit is? Not that things have to be funny, but in this instance it would have helped. As it is all I see is a murderer gloating over the beheading of his hostage.

[mook]

I don't approve and wonder where the comedy merit is? Not that things have to be funny, but in this instance it would have helped. As it is all I see is a murderer gloating over the beheading of his hostage.

True, you would have thought he'd have killed him first though.

[mr rou-rou]

I don't know the relating news story so the picture didn't really mean anything to me in terms of quantifying bad taste, but.... MM is full of tasteless stuff at the moment, I think if you can detract from the horror and make it humours then your mong works, if you just stick a few words over a gross picture then you are reaching, but someone will still find it funny, we are a desensitized lot on the whole :) sickos

/hypocrite

[sproggy]

I wasn't commenting on the bad taste of the Mong, I was merely pointing out the rules of the Anything goes... thread.

I don't think I've ever been shocked by any images on this forum, so keep it up, you never know it might just happen one day.

I would be interested to know how Mr P. Morgan is feeling now after telling us the TRUTH

[Concerned But Powerless]

This is a picture of me and my friend Dave.  He's a big Stephen King fan

[Rats]

Here's a picture of me and my friend Ian, he's a little shy