Fuck Off, I'm a Hairy Woman

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Not all Iranians are Persian. HAH stuff that in your ass pipe you stupid poo head.

[Suttonpubcrawl]

HAH stuff that in your ass pipe you stupid poo head.

Cho Seung-Hui, is that you?

[VegaLA]

Huh ? I thought the whole point of the war was so we could nab their women. No ? I don't drive a SUV, there's no point driving a Roadster alone.

[Toad in the Hole]

So is it actually worth me watching this?  I know it's occasionaed a lot of debate on here, but that's presumably because there's a puerile streak a mile wide here...

Am I going to get talking heads from BWW about bear-like women, extensive use of the words 'mimsy', 'foof', and 'axe wound', or is it all going to be very disappointing...?

[Captain Crunch]

It can't be as good as that one from a couple of years ago where a group of women didn't shave, wax, pluck, zap or thread for a whole month.  God knows why they did it, they didn't get a prize or anything.  Anyway, one poor sow, her husband left her when her tash sprouted.  It was hilarious.

[Big Jack McBastard]

Just a sidebar issue on the hairiness of a lady:

Eyebrows can make or break the attractiveness of a lady in my opinion I seem to remember early on in Denise Richards' 'career' she had these monster 80's brows which, even when she was prancing about in a bikini, made her look like a caveman in drag.

That said the virtually no-brows, painted on look is weird as well, so ladies keep a bit of brow on and tidy them up a bit but don't go plucking mental and then try to fill in the blanks later.

[MojoJojo]

Do any blokes shave their bits then? It's not talked about much but a lot of amature porn seems to have shaven man bits. Is this because if you're filming your own cock you really appreciate the extra apparent size, or just because it's all faked?

[Tetsuo: Ironmonger]

I shave my cock and balls because it's quicker to dry after a wash, hate the thought of choking someone on a stray wire, and just prefer the look and feel in general.

It does make it look bigger, but that's an unintentional bonus, oh yes.

I've got nothing against a bush on a lady apart from aforementioned annoyance of a pube coiled around my tonsil or the side of my throat (happens to me every time with an unkempt bush).

[Fielding]

I don't want the rainforest. I keep mine like Wimbledon Centre Court.

The area around the baseline gets pretty worn during a tournament, but usually there's still enough for a quick knock-up or even a set of mixed doubles. If I'm worried about the top seeds making it past the semis, then I'll just hit some forehands on the practice court. 'That ball was definitely inside the service box'. Fifteen love.

[Banana Woofwoof]

http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/

[Brunette Romana 2]

http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/

Ha ha ha: Spam-purse! *chuckles*

[rudi]

I don't want the rainforest. I keep mine like Wimbledon Centre Court.

The area around the baseline gets pretty worn during a tournament, but usually there's still enough for a quick knock-up or even a set of mixed doubles. If I'm worried about the top seeds making it past the semis, then I'll just hit some forehands on the practice court. 'That ball was definitely inside the service box'. Fifteen love.

My favourite post of the week.

Here's a prize - quick! It's escap.... oh dear...

[aaaaaaaaaargh!]

Sounded nicer in my head than the alternatives.  What would you prefer me to use?!

Foof!

I like "foof" (does it need the exclamation mark too?).  Normally it's good manners not to speak when you're in the middle of eating something, but for you I'll make an exception.