Author Topic: No Skill Required Suggestions  (Read 1594 times)

No Skill Required Suggestions
« on: February 04, 2004, 10:30:22 AM »
Okay, I know this should be in Stereo Excursions, but no one's there and I need to get onwards and upwards with this prontisimo.

Your task for today is to recommend/search for musical instruments which require no talent/skill/technique to play.

Apparently one is called a boomwhacker, see linkage:
http://www.musiccorner.co.uk/boomwack.htm

It is for helping mentally handi-abled people to get up and at it, so you will be helping humanity as well as lessening your chances of remaining on the wheel of life through suffering endless reincarnations.

You may even be able to achieve Nirvana with this selfess act.

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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2004, 10:31:22 AM »
bongoes are pretty easy to get a decent handle on

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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2004, 12:44:28 PM »
So is the triangle

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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2004, 12:46:29 PM »
Human beat boxing is piss easy. Doing it well takes practice though. 2 years on, and I think it's safe to say I'm pretty good at it.

Oh, and of course there's the triangle, but Hammill beat me to it.

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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2004, 12:55:21 PM »
The Kazoo

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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2004, 12:58:37 PM »
The tambourine's easy - and it sounds great too!!!

Smackhead Kangaroo

  • Losing is always an option
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2004, 01:21:04 PM »
the old comb and loo paper combination.
a bell
a glass of water
a whistle ( well sort of an instrument)

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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2004, 01:44:03 PM »
Drums are easy.

Oh wait, that's only after 7 years of playing.

Not that anybody realises you actually have to practice.  Fucking guitar cunts.

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« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2004, 03:44:11 PM »
I began on drums but learnt guitar only AFTER I had been in a band and was treated like an irritating necessity for having the audacity to only play drums.

Plus I got fed up of the others getting to the bar quicker than me whilst I had to take the whole kit down by myself, bastards.

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« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2004, 03:52:36 PM »
Given the fact that I can play it, the bass must be a piece of piss to learn.

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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2004, 05:10:43 PM »
The drums.

That is a musicians joke.

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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2004, 06:29:51 PM »
a theramin is meant to be quite easy to get the hang of...

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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2004, 07:20:09 PM »
Quote from: "Gazeuse"
The drums.

That is a musicians joke.


*BOOM*

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« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2004, 07:58:05 PM »
Quote from: "no_offenc"
Quote from: "Gazeuse"
The drums.

That is a musicians joke.


*BOOM*


that's a mic stand joke.