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No Skill Required Suggestions

Started by elderford, February 04, 2004, 10:30:22 AM

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elderford

Okay, I know this should be in Stereo Excursions, but no one's there and I need to get onwards and upwards with this prontisimo.

Your task for today is to recommend/search for musical instruments which require no talent/skill/technique to play.

Apparently one is called a boomwhacker, see linkage:
http://www.musiccorner.co.uk/boomwack.htm

It is for helping mentally handi-abled people to get up and at it, so you will be helping humanity as well as lessening your chances of remaining on the wheel of life through suffering endless reincarnations.

You may even be able to achieve Nirvana with this selfess act.

smoker

bongoes are pretty easy to get a decent handle on


Dr David V

Human beat boxing is piss easy. Doing it well takes practice though. 2 years on, and I think it's safe to say I'm pretty good at it.

Oh, and of course there's the triangle, but Hammill beat me to it.

Purple Tentacle


Neville Chamberlain

The tambourine's easy - and it sounds great too!!!

Smackhead Kangaroo

the old comb and loo paper combination.
a bell
a glass of water
a whistle ( well sort of an instrument)

no_offenc

Drums are easy.

Oh wait, that's only after 7 years of playing.

Not that anybody realises you actually have to practice.  Fucking guitar cunts.

elderford

I began on drums but learnt guitar only AFTER I had been in a band and was treated like an irritating necessity for having the audacity to only play drums.

Plus I got fed up of the others getting to the bar quicker than me whilst I had to take the whole kit down by myself, bastards.

The Culture Bunker

Given the fact that I can play it, the bass must be a piece of piss to learn.

Gazeuse

The drums.

That is a musicians joke.

poison popcorn

a theramin is meant to be quite easy to get the hang of...

no_offenc

Quote from: "Gazeuse"The drums.

That is a musicians joke.

*BOOM*

poison popcorn

Quote from: "no_offenc"
Quote from: "Gazeuse"The drums.

That is a musicians joke.

*BOOM*

that's a mic stand joke.