Threads That Would Not Be Out of Place in "General Bullshit"

[Neville Chamberlain]

Now Where Did I Put My Sunglasses?!?!?!?!?

Help! I've Got Hayfever!!!!!!!!!!!

I've Just Swallowed a Fly

What's Your Favourite Type of Goldfish?!?!?

Should I Go Out Shopping Now or Wait Until Later?!?!?

Let's Talk Eyelids!

etc etc

[Blumf]

My cats been stapled to the ceiling by the police, what now?

Large holes in your body that weren't there last night

Things that taste like other things

Post stuff that would likely appear in this thread

[ziggy starbucks]

I chopped my own nob off, do I need help?

[Neville Chamberlain]

I've Just Set My Pants on Fire. What Do I Do Now?!?!?!?

I've Got a Tambourine Stuck Round My Head. Advice plz k thx

[swarfmonkey]

I popped a bum-grape shaving my sphincy! Help!!!

[butnut]

I've just pissed through a hairy woman's letterbox. Do I owe her £20?

[Morrisfan82]

I've just satirised the whimsy forum!!!!!!!!

[Sivead]

Best wank you ever had? (extended to shit too)

[duckorange]

Rohypnol - Yes/No?

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Family member deaths - pics plz

[sick as a pike]

I wrote an important phone number in tippex on a horse, but it ran off. Can I sue?

[Lady Beaner]

I ate beetroot and my poo turned purple! Poo stories plz!

[Blumf]

I couldn't find the family death pics thread so here's a new one

[surreal]

Rohypnol - Yes/No?

surely yes/no is always an irrelevance with Rohypnol....

[Neville Chamberlain]

What's the stupidest thing you've said while eating breakfast?

[Cack Hen]

Things That Would Out of Place in Comedy Chat And Still Not Completely In Place In General Chat But Not Suitable For General Bullshit Due To The Serious Nature

[Small Man Big Horse]

If God existed and you got the chance to rape him, would you?

[Cack Hen]

That sentence perfectly encapsulates what the Internet is.

[Blumf]

What's the most sensible thing you've said whilst trying to say something silly... on ice!

[PAGATRON]

I took the bitch home last night... BITCH,BITCH,BITCH!!

[Neville Chamberlain]

Have you ever done something that, while not particularly sensible, was not particularly silly either, while eating dinner?

What's the most sensible thing you've done while on drugs?

Place names that should be mildly amusing but aren't particularly.

How many times can you count up to ten in one minute?

[PAGATRON]

PAGATRON's Mad Thoughts

[Neville Chamberlain]

I had to have a shit AFTER a shower and now my whole day's ruined.

[Small Man Big Horse]

That sentence perfectly encapsulates what the Internet is.

Thank you! I spent ages trying to do exactly that. ;-)

How many times can you count up to ten in one minute?

25!

[duckorange]

I ate beetroot and my poo turned purple! Poo stories plz!

Hang on... that sounds suspiciously like my blog...

[asv]

I had to have a shit AFTER a shower and now my whole day's ruined.

Yes, brilliant!  Could be followed up with;

Having the toilet at work

[Blumf]

The all new family death pics thread #2 - Now with added pets

[samadriel]

Getting a Christian to read a particular book for some reason

[Small Man Big Horse]

How long are your legs?

[Neville Chamberlain]

Have You Ever Done A Poo And Thought "Why, That Looks Good Enough To Eat!", Cos I Just Have (Thought That, Not Ate The Poo!!!!!!!)!

Which VerbWhore Would You Kill Tomorrow If You Had The Chance? Give Reasons.