Remakes that leave a bit to be desired

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Partial Recall

Reasonable Deal

Conan The Vetenarian

[The Mumbler]

It Didn't Happen One Night
Raisins in February
Eva Cassidy & The Sunblest Kid
The Pier Hunter
Jimmynail & I
Gavin Millar's Crossing

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I'm Unsure Of What You Did Last Summer

What Dreams Won't Come

Coming To Bicester

Docile Creatures

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Right Turn- A group of sexy young things on a road trip take the correct directions and have an enjoyable holiday.

[DistantAngel]

- JFKFC

- Bunfight At the O.K Corrall

- Try Hard 2: Try Harder!

- A Streetcar Named Datsun

- Basic Inn Stink

- Fahrenheit 9.11

[Cambrian Times]

Shorn of the Head - Simon Pegg gets a haircut

[hoverdonkey]

Snickers Man

Dustin Hoffman suffers from an obesity problem in a very 21st century remake.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Pilates Of The Carribean

Star Wars: The Empire Sits Back

Boring Times At Ridgemont High

[Cambrian Times]

The Mid-morning Snack Club

Short Haircut

B.T. The Extra charged phone bill

Close Incounters of the Second Kind

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Angela's Ashtray

[quadraspazzed]

Viva Zapatero!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Howl's Static Castle

The Lizard of Oz

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

Gangs of York

24 Conservative Party People

Margate: SG1

The Iron, The Desk and The Wardrobe

A Room With A Loo

The Fourteen Year Old Virgin

Bring Me The Head of The Natwest Corporation

Man Returns

The Talented Mr Blobby

On Her Majesty's Secret Bouncy Castle

etc, etc.

Short Haircut

Hooray!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Man Returns

I preferred the one they made before that.

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

Pam Ferris's Day Off

There's Nothing About Mary

Bridget Jones' Biro

The Mast

Pyrex Of The Carribean

The Talented Mr Motivator

etc, etc.

Man Returns

I preferred the one they made before that.

'Man'?! (I would also have accepted Man Begins or Man Forever). Personally I'm a fan of Man and Robin.

[The Mumbler]

The 40-Year-Old Verger
Reservoir Dons
A Short Film About Drilling
Midnight Officeboy
Mansfield Murder Mystery

[Jemble Fred]

The 40-Year-Old Verger

Hooray â€" I want to make that film.


The De Courcey Code

[GetTheeBehindMeStan]

Finding Emo - the heartwarming story of a search for a kidnapped stand-up comedian

Monster Sink - Manhattan ravaged by a mutant stainless steel kitchen fitting

[non capisco]

Hurt Bill's Feelings Vol 1 & 2
Debbie Watches Dallas
How To Marry A Milliner
Bring Me A Tub Of Cherry Garcia

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

My Best Friend's Weeding

Resident Eagle

Poole Harbour

My Low Fat Greek Yoghurt

Five Children and That's It

Yes, I am bored at work, actually.

[dredd]

Schindler's Pissed

 Chuck Norris IS Oskar Schindler.

9 Songs.. of Praise

 Harry Secombe as you've never seen him before!

Bill and Ted's Plausible Journey

Comfortably Well Off in Beverly Hills

The Hills Have Nostrils

South Park: Smaller, Shorter and Cut to Ribbons

The Texas Chainsaw Seminar

Rosencrantz and Guildestern are Unwell

Jeffrey Bernard is Dead

I spent far too long thinking of these..

[lactating man nips]

Brief Afternoon Stop-over at Bernie's.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Judge John Dredd.

You, Me and Neg Dupree.

[alexl]

The man with the iron flask

Jesus Christ Popstar
-modern day retelling of the popular musical - starring Gareth Gates.

Singin' in the Shower

Alan Barber and the four shoplifters
Retelling of Ali Baba and the 40 thieves.

The Booze Brothers
Story of two brothers who get pissed up and sing karaoke.

Hobocop
-Story of a tramp who becomes an officer of the law.  After a can of Kesteral Super Strength he gains robot-like powers - slow jerky movements and the illusion of super human strength. Half man, Half-cut.  

Slightly restless in Seattle

[lactating man nips]

Stop or my Mom will Poop

Sly Stallone's mission is to prevent well wishers giving his incontinent mother chocolate treats which exacerbate her condition.

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

Dude, Where's My Carp?

Glove Story

The Devil Wears Primark

Enter The Drag Queen

etc, etc.

[petula dusty]

I Can't Believe What You Did Last Whitsun

I've Got A Pretty Good Idea  What You're Going To Do Next Easter

[SetToStun]

Hobocop
-Story of a tramp who becomes an officer of the law.  After a can of Kesteral Super Strength he gains robot-like powers - slow jerky movements and the illusion of super human strength. Half man, Half-cut.

That post, that very one, is the reason the internets were invented.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Crikey! And here's me thinking the internets was invented by the US military in the late 60s as an interconnected network of computers designed to function even if one or more nodes is attacked by a nuclear bomb. Or something like that anyway. How silly of me!

[SetToStun]

Well now you know better, don't you?