Remakes that leave a bit to be desired

[cleverjake]

Juan Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - Bored of cars, Jaun Pablo Montoya dabbles with new forms of transport - this week; The Handglider.

Stomach Upset on the Nile - Hercule Poirot investigates a strange case of sickness and diarrhea whilst on a cruise in Egypt. (the mussels did it)

Easy To Kill - Steven Segal gets shot in LOL NO first scene... he dies. The end.

[boki]

Harry Potter And The Socially-Crippling Acne

The Gallstone in Miss Jones

The Bourne School Report

Air Force Cadets One

Kids 2: Adults That Have Sex And Take Drugs

Saved By The Bell: The Spirits Crushed By Corporate Life Years

[NoSleep]

The Naughty Dead

[Panbaams]

Indiana Jones: Space Elite

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Majority Report

....Nobody runs.....