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What do you actually look like [Please provide photo or other pictorial evidence]

Started by Al Tha Funkee Homosapien, April 24, 2007, 04:39:09 PM

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Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Go on then. Post a photo or other picture of what you actually look like and shatter everyone's imagined opinion of what you might be like. I'll start us off.



This photo is actually in my passport. I willing paid for it and then sent it in. Why, I don't know because I look like a smirking gimp and I have to have it on there for the next 5 years.

Uzi Lover


Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


buttgammon


Lady Beaner

Cor! Dat be some nice foot action going on there! Are you resting on a bongo drum?

buttgammon

Yeah! I've got weird toes that are more like fingers so I could have actualy played it if I took my sock off. I'd never show my bare feet to anyone, though. They even repulse me!

danielsan


Mister Six

Quote from: "buttgammon"Yeah! I've got weird toes that are more like fingers so I could have actualy played it if I took my sock off. I'd never show my bare feet to anyone, though. They even repulse me!

SHOW US, SHOW US!


buttgammon


Lady Beaner

Gadzooks! That's some unholy toes! In fact those are not toes, they are claws.

Edit: Umm.. nice floor tiles!

buttgammon

They're all in the wrong order I think! And I walk on my toes because I've not got much of an arch which could be why they're so crooked and mangled. And the left foot is worse because of a big wart on it, but I would never traumatise any of you with a picture of that.

Suttonpubcrawl

buttgammon has posted a photo of a body part - his foot. Has this paved the way for someone to post a photo of their cock?

buttgammon

I was hoping that would never happen. If anyone does do that, please show it as a link rather than putting the picture directly in this thread and put "NSFW" in huge letters above it. Actually, don't do it!


Mr. Analytical

Quote from: "buttgammon"
Oh, alright then.

Ugh!  That big toe is hideous... your father must live up a fucking tree!  it's practically an opposable toe!

Neil

Aw, fuck.  However...

Quote from: "buttgammon"
Quote from: "Mister Six"
SHOW US, SHOW US!

Oh, alright then.

(picture)

Hand-foot! Hand-foot!  You've got a foot like a hand!

Suttonpubcrawl

I don't see what you all think is so weird about his foot. It doesn't look that unusual to me.

mrpants

Quote from: "Banana Woofwoof"(picture)

It's not make up.

You're right BWW, you are a hairy woman!

But which is better?  A foot like a hand or a hand like a foot?

There's only one way to find out...

chumfatty

Quote from: "buttgammon"(picture)

That's all you're getting, you cheeky bastards!

Ha, I have Boss ME-50 too and a pair of socks and jeans just like that, I got confused for a moment.


Quote from: "Mr. Analytical"
Quote from: "buttgammon"
Oh, alright then.

Ugh!  That big toe is hideous... your father must live up a fucking tree!  it's practically an opposable toe!

It's gripping the floor tiles, like a monkey grips a branch!

Neil

The ankle actually looks like an elbow, see what I mean?  You may have to defocus your eyes a bit, but it really does look like an arm and a hand.  It's a magic eye hand-foot!

Does your party trick involve hanging from the light fittings with your arms wrapped around your torso?

buttgammon

I am a chimpanzee lookalike to an extent (even the hair0 but my party piece is just trying not to let anyone see my foot or how I walk. In fact, I think I should probably get it seen to by a specialist or something. I know there's a missing chromosone in my family (but don't worry - the gene pool is huge and it's more a random thing of bad luck than a result of brother + sister) so that may be the cause. I'm just worried that I'd be told I had something really horribly wrong with me that was life-threatening.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

I also am I an owner or freaky finger toes. We're the next step of evolution godammit! You can stand in the way of progress (or ugly feet).

buttgammon

Yeah! We're Homo Fantasticus Weirdtoes and are better than all of you pathetic Homo Sapiens. And I do actually have very beautiful hands, even if my feet are grotesque.


squinky

Yo. Another unfortunate sufferer of the Long Toes Of Horror right here. Though fortunately my feet aren't as wide or hairy as buttgammon's, they share that twisted, deformed look.

You'll all be sorry when we're climbing trees with our feet and you're all drowning from global warming, that's all I can say!

mook

Look at my wonderful beard, that's ten days worth that is. I am a man, nearly.