John Cleese porn? (May be NSFW)

[TC Raymond]

You have to admit, it does look like him...

[Jemble Fred]

We've all seen 'Romance With A Double Bass' anyway.

[Beagle 2]

You don’t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris...

[Johnny Yesno]

You'll be needing this translating I suppose. Good job someone's got a French O-level round here.

The Lollos

A sombre story of customs where a splendid brunette with voluminous and magnificent tits is inspected by an agent who thinks her meter is serious. Excited by the adventure, her friend the console gives big blowjobs of the arse and, to say thankyou, she farts divinely.

[Mr. Analytical]

Actually it's more like...

A murky customs tale in which a splendid brunette with breasts as magnificent as they are voluminous is inspected by a custom's officer who takes her job seriously.  Excited by the adventure, her friend consoles her through generous application of cock to arse, to thank him she inhales him divinely

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Cockwise?

[Mr. Analytical]

She does have magnificent tits it has to be said.

You don't see many sets like that.

[Jemble Fred]

[merton]You want to get out more.[/merton]

[Glebe]

He'd win a look-a-like contest hands-down, that's for sure.

[Mr. Analytical]

Really?

Admittedly I've always been out with relatively small-breasted women but I don't that often see women with large breasts.  It could be where I live, all the women round here are blond, fashionably emaciated and the colour of italian leather.

[Clinton Morgan]

Now I know John Cleese has had his knockers but I think he's made a great contribution to comedy.

[Glebe]

"That bra what I purchased for you not 'alf en hour ago 'as gone missing!"

[Clinton Morgan]

But still. Phwoar! Eh! Phwwwoaaar! Phwowwooaaar! Oh spit! Which one is it?

[Clinton Morgan]

Dbl post.

[Johnny Yesno]

Well Babel Fish reckons

Les lollos.
Une sombre histoire de douane où une splendide brune aux seins aussi magnifiques que volumineux se fait inspecter par une agente qui prend son métier au sérieux. Ebranlée par l'aventure, son ami la console a grands coups de pine au cul et pour le remercier, elle le pompe devinement.

means

Lollos. A murky story of customs where splendid brown with the centres as splendid as bulky is made inspect by a agente which takes its trade with the serious one. Shaken by the adventure, his/her friend the console has great blows of prick to the bottom and to thank it, it pumps it devinement.

and it's always right. I wonder what kind of console is in the film. It sounds pretty advanced whatever it is. John Cleese looks too young in the picture for it to be a Wii.

[Mr. Analytical]

and it's always right. I wonder what kind of console is in the film. It sounds pretty advanced whatever it is. John Cleese looks too young in the picture for it to be a Wii.

 LOLZ!

[chand]

Well Babel Fish reckons

Les lollos.
Une sombre histoire de douane où une splendide brune aux seins aussi magnifiques que volumineux se fait inspecter par une agente qui prend son métier au sérieux. Ebranlée par l'aventure, son ami la console a grands coups de pine au cul et pour le remercier, elle le pompe devinement.

means

Lollos. A murky story of customs where splendid brown with the centres as splendid as bulky is made inspect by a agente which takes its trade with the serious one. Shaken by the adventure, his/her friend the console has great blows of prick to the bottom and to thank it, it pumps it devinement.

Just to make the translation as accurate as possible, I translated your English into Korean and then back to English:

Lollos. The bulk will be big and the n which it will make is and like in being serious is gorgeous in the place to have it trade, by the thin agente the custom which the brown which gorgeous in the center is inspects dark talk. By an venture it shakes, that/her friend system stabs company about blow on the bottom to be, in order to thank it, it the devinement it pumps.

[Starlit]

"Hello, Fawlty Titties"

[niat]

Flowery Twats?

[Catalogue Trousers]

*OBVIOUSLY MALE DUBBED-ON VOICE*

Gosh, it's so hot in here.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

"Les Lollos" apparently originates from Gina Lollobrigida..also famous for her frontal assets and became a term for

Don't believe me?  Then believe this 1954 article from Time Magazine?

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,820025-1,00.html

Don't care?  Then you try to find more pictures from that film on the internet.  That's the best I could come up with.

[Pinball]

Mounting Python.

[Howj Begg]

Stuff in which Cleese appears naked: Clockwise, A Fish Called Wanda, Romance With a Double Bass, various MP episodes.
Any more?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

..and now for something completely different.

Spoiler alert

WARNING DO NOT LOOK AT THIS LINK! It is well minging, I mean just look at the URL name. Anyway it's a porn related thread. BUT again. Do not go to it. NSFW Not safe for human consumption.

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[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Stuff in which Cleese appears naked: Cockwise, A Fist Called Wanda, Romance With a Double Ass, various DP episodes.
Any more?

The Meaning of Life?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

The Demeaning of my Wife?

[Small Man Big Horse]

Cunty Cunt and the Holy Cunt?

Edit: There's always one who takes it too far, isn't there. tsk.

[Howj Begg]

yes, The Meaning of Life, and and now....
So my point, pithy as it is, is that Cleese clearly loves to be naked on screen and is a bit of a narcissist.

[rudi]

filth

Super.

I'm off to wash my retinas in bleach now...

[Mr. Analytical]

..and now for something completely different.

  Jesus fucking Christ!  where would you even buy an anal bong?