Bizzare graffiti

[Sam]

On a pavement near my Uni someone has painted the words "You're not in a car" followed by a thumbs up. I really don't understand it. Perhaps it's some statement about how cars are evil and polluting.

Any other examples?

[quadraspazzed]

Couple of years ago all round Dublin was spray-stencilled something like "Work. Consume. Die."

Which I thought was rather jolly.

[ccab]

I think this would have made a better thread if it was a challenge to spray bizarre graffiti.

I remember the old thread & still think "Kyle Harding is an AIDS beast" would be hard to beat.

[CaledonianGonzo]

This is only a week old:

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=14314

[Sam]

Whoops, didn't know about that thread. Sorry!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Maybe if you weren't so busy DOING DRUGS and GETTING HIGH you would've noticed.

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

I CHALLENGE CHRIST'S COCK AND BALLS TO PHOTOGRAPH SOME GRAFFITI HE HAS DONE CONTAINING THE WORDS "SNOOP DOGG" AND "STRATEGIC"

[ccab]

I ACCEPT

[Baltimora]

Northern Ireland circa 1986 outside my school gates.

"If you read this you're in the IRA"

I've never officially left

[quadraspazzed]

I've never officially left

Bloody stickie!

[Ray777]

There's a load of anti-war graffiti on a wall near my local train station. Underneath, it says, "Sorry about the wall".

[Baltimora]

I've never officially left

Bloody stickie!

That made me laugh. Though I'll never rest until Ireland is a socialist utopia.

[quadraspazzed]

I've never officially left

Bloody stickie!

That made me laugh. Though I'll never rest until Ireland is a socialist utopia.

Me neither!

Except when my body-clock demands it.

[chand]

There's some near me that I noticed again today. On a fence near Tesco it says simply 'RONALDO IN! TERRORISTS OUT!'. I get the feeling there should be another bit between the two sentences that links them in such a way that they make sense. Either that or I've missed a big news story involving (I'm guessing Cristiano) Ronaldo foiling a terrorist plot.

[trotsky assortment]

Near my local Sainsbury's it says 'Homer for the English'.  I don't understand that either.

[Artemis]

[clareQuilty]

Wow, someone who feels the same way about the Lib Dems as me...

[Famous Mortimer]

On the side of a van today:

I AM THE MEAT

[McQ]

Whilst on a train from Dún Laoghaire to Dublin while we were stopped between stations, we saw some graphitti that a disgruntled music fan had sprayed on a metal box at the side of the tracks which read: "Die Bono, Die." Not bizarre as such as it's a sentiment most would agree with but the fact that they chose that as the destination for their scorn really cheered me!

Also, in my home town on a wall someone sprayed "HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONP" but it's recently been corrected and now reads "HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG" which saddened me!

[Adrian Brezhnev]

For most of the 1980s, on a bridge on the M40 between just outside Oxford on the way to London:

PLANK IS GOD!

It always intrigued me that one, and I never got to find out whether the statement was true or not.

[Johnny Yesno]

At the train station servicing Sussex and Brighton Universities there used to be a sign for each uni. On the Sussex one someone had added "has got spiders". I could never work out if it was added by a proud Brighton or Sussex student.

[Sherringford Hovis]

This is only a week old:

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=14314

Everyone's at it - I blame the inclement weather.

[CookACat]

On a train to Manchester, someone had written next to the litter-strewn tracks at a station 'look at all the poo'. A literary genius, perhaps? Most striking was that they had braved oncoming trains to write this in full view of people stopping in the train.

And this is my second mention of 'poo' on here tonight!