Fuck, There's a Spider In My Room...

[rudi]

Ooh, I feel very bad when I accidentally destroy big webs; I try to find the spider to apologise.

I'm over 30 years old.

[buttgammon]

Why? I don't care as long as the spider doesn't persue a vendetta against me afterwards or conspires to encourage other arachnids to infest my house.

[rudi]

Because I think webs are beautiful. I work outdoors a fair bit in the countryside so I get to see some huuuuuge webs that look fantastic in the right light, with various trapped bugs all wrapped in extra thread waiting 'til Mr Spider's peckish.

Still, if you're not a fan of spiders I guess you're not going to enjoy their work.

[buttgammon]

No, I really don't get their work. I especially hate those so-called 'avant garde' spiders that just snort some coke and end up making really crazy, mis-shapen webs as a result. It's not proper bloody art!

[rudi]

You're just looking at it wrong.

They're illustrating we're all caught up in the web of life.

Cuh, Philistine...