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Weird stuff you see on other message boards

Started by Sovereign, May 02, 2007, 05:41:26 PM

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Sovereign

I occasionally frequent boxing message boards, being a boxing obsessive and a sad bastard, and no I am not proud of it. I share this with you because I see some funny shit on those message boards. last night I was watching a thread where two peurto ricans arranged to have a fight. Seriously. Not a boxing match, an actual fight. This sort stuff happens a lot. Its quite funny.

Anyway on another message board I get a great thrill going onto the unmoderated board and reading the extremely weird paranoid right-wing americans and their ramblings. Have a read of this as an example, I dont know wether to laugh or cry....

QuoteHow could modern liberal socialism have taken America to where its at today?


Allow me to give you a past and present overview. It will be lengthy but I feel that it IS essential in understanding exactly what IS happening.
Generally in the PAST political world,.. say the 50's, 60's and into the early 70's most people would say with a glib smile something like this, "Its just politics" whenever they were asked something regarding the government, or a national campaign candidate saying something that we might agree with or not agree with.

I tell you it is no longer like those days whatsoever at all. In spite of Republicans pretty much controlling the 'White House' since after the days of Jimmy Carter, ..with of course the exception of two terms of Bill Clinton, & of course his treacherous wife who assumed her own 'co-presidency' with him,..'LIBERALISM' has reigned SUPREME.

There have been forces, No... I do not like to subscribe to conspiracy theories, BUT there HAS been a movement well financed to INSTITUTIONALIZE liberal socialism in the United States as the law of the land.

THIS is serious and it is dangerous. For the most part the MODERN Democratic Party has embraced it although there are some modern congressional democrats who oppose it, but there are not many of them left anymore. If you recall, John Kerry making comments like, "The Europeans confided in me that they really want me to win" when he ran for the presidency and eventually lost to Bush.

John Kerry IS usually full of shit, BUT I positively believe that particular story.

Joe Lieberman, a democrat, was basically shown the door by his fellow Democrats only because he BELIEVED that islamo-fascist terrorism MUST be confronted, & that we must prevail in Iraq.
Zell Miller another rare 'America First' Democrat who served in Congress also was considered person non-grata by the Democratic Party because he believed in an America that MUST be strong militarilly, & also because he told the truth about John Kerry who has had a history of being soft on communism, trashing his fellow Viet-Nam soldiers, & voting against nearly EVERY weapons system that our miltary needs.

Gone are the Sam Rayburn's, the Sam Nunn's ...the strong former Congressional Democrats TYPES, and others like them who PUT America FIRST, never BLAMED America first, and NEVER would have characterized our American soldiers as 'murderers & torturers' like the MODERN democratic Party CURRENTLY does in an effort to undermine victory & the war in Iraq.

It is no onger fashionable for the modern Democratic Party to have STRONG Democratic Party males who advocate an America first policy. Instead, modern liberals and the Democratic Party liberals have advocated only the 'feminists' as being whats good for America today.

One may talk with a modern politically correct liberal these days, & they might say something like this: "OUR FOUNDING FATHERS WERE GREAT LIBERAL THINKERS & LEADERS" in an effort to help convert others, or argue their point against conservatives (republicans).
Those thoughts above are absolutely false & are distortions of history...but they sell people on it.

In truth, ..in the early inception of America, it was really 'Classical Liberalism' that our founding fathers were enveloped in, and CHRISTIANITY, GOD anrd FAITH were a very big part of their belief system, and MOST were not afraid to publicly share their beliefs as they were trying to aquire liberty and independence from Brittain.

Above I had already explained WHAT modern liberalism IS today, and it shares NO same such virtues as our early founding fathers had.
Political Correctness instituted by the modern liberal establishment today is the unspoken rule here in America.

It IS the Congress and Legislators that are the ones that wield the REAL power structure in America, & not the Presidency as so many believe.That explains why liberalism still thrived when Democrats continued to lose so many presidential races since Jimmy Carter's presidency on forward.

Liberals control almost ALL of the important institutional structures here in America i.e., the public school systems, the colleges/universities, the science fields, modern medicine, and one of the MOST important institutions, 'THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA' i.e., CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, The New York Times, The L.A. Times, Time magazine, U.S. News & world Report, and even PBS...AND the Hollywood entertainment fields.

I as well as others have READ and digested from all of the above, and I tell you that it is some of the most 'virulent' strains of political correctness And even some seditionist anti-American viewpoints that I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

They love the anti-American ACLU, the United Nations, tin pot Marxist dictators like Castro & Hugo Chavez..and even go so far as to characterize those madmen as 'progressives', while at the same time calling our president a liar, a murderer, corrupt, a facist, a king and a threat to 'Civil Rights' in America!

They also love to characterize 'Christianity' as hateful, intolerant, racist, etc etc, & to trivialize it & consign it to nothing more than a fairy tale, and even dare compare it as intolerant, murderous & extreme as islamic religious fanatics!!

Today, because of modern liberalism the thought police reign supreme. One cannot say anything, or even joke about the factions that have been given 'eternal victim' status in America, i.e.... minorities, muslim Americans, the illegal immigrants, & even anti-American foreign nationals living in America.Their usurping from the tax paying citizens cannot be discussed, illegal immigrant crimes against American citizens cannot be discussed & they ARE reaching epidemic proportions especially in states such as California, Texas, Arizona etc. In fact, the filthy mainstream media does NOT cover the depth & scope of MOST of it!

Yet, ..the mainstream media WILL show you their marches and their so called massive demonstrations in an effort to falsely portray them as 'victims' of an unfair, racist, intolerant administration.

The ignorant, the ill-informed..AND there ARE multitudes of them, along with the most passionate ideological liberals EAT this crap right up as gospel,.. such is, & has been the power of the filthy liberal socialist media complex....as do many well educated influencial well connected wealthy 'white liberals' who help to fund these liberal causes.

Many of them are pacifists, apologists, anti-American, hate our military, AND are socialists at heart, and suffer with a WHITE 'collective guilt complex' because of PAST slavery & PAST racism issues in America.

Reagan was hated for daring to confront Soviet aggression in western Europe, and for opposing Communist dictatorships that WERE being set up in Nicaraugua with the help of the Soviets, AND the American Communist Party. The media idolized Daniel Ortega, as did members of the Democratic Party who did EVERYTHING in their power to STOP Reagan from stopping the communists!

If anybody can remember, The Congressional Democrats & the MEDIA tried to make ORTEGA appear as one who really cared for the poor & downtrodden in Nicaraugua. Why even the imbecile liberal socialist Jimmy Carter went down there to put his stamp of approval on Daniel Ortega.

Reagan's supreme court nominations were met with hostility, & even hatred during their confirmation hearings, AND so were/are George W. Bush's.

WHY?

It is so simple. It IS because those nominations by Reagan & Bush to the Supreme Court go against the very grain of MODERN liberalism i.e., their nominees were anti-communist/anti-socialist, pro-capitalist, strict adherents to the Constitution, are NOT revisionists, & will NOT tamper with the Constitution as the modern LIBERALS do, and lawyer representatives of the ACLU lust to do.

We are living in dangerous times whereas the very sovereignty of The United States IS at stake, as IS the battle for the minds of Americans.
It is NO longer JUST about POLITICS anymore. It IS about WHAT ideology is to be embraced that shapes America's future. IT USED to be SAID that "there was only a dimes bit of difference between the Democratic Party & the Republican Party". That was DECADES ago, and THAT can NO LONGER can be said by anybody that has FOLLOWED the ISSUES and has an ounce of honesty left in them anymore.

One MUST come to grips with reality, and ask themselves this: "Does the MODERN mainstream media, AND the MODERN Democratic Party engage in, and have America's best interests in mind anymore?

Will it be 'International Socialism' that the MODERN liberal media and MODERN Democratic Party that advances and embraces moral relativism, an amoral society that eventually illegalizes the traditional Christian religion, ..while it respects foreign religious concepts & their belief systems (islam) and allows THEIR voices to be heard, a total acceptance of Godless humanistic secularism as the law of the land, the continual advancement of minority groups to be FALSELY viewed as eternal victims of the majority, the slow bleed of our Armed Forces, a re-interpretated American Constitution, and the promotion of homosexual values being taught by mandate in the public schools?

To what end are the American people to shut their mouths, play the game of political correctness, pay their taxes, and watch America go down the crapper because of 'modern liberal socialism' that the Democratic Party of today, & their media allies demand that we go as a form of genuine 'Civil Rights and a so called Fairness Doctrine' which is REALLY disingenuine, blatantly un-American and unconstitutional?

If left in political power, those liberal socialist morons will put the last finishing touches on a great America that once was, ..but no longer exists as it was once known!

I challenge anyone here to find me a better example of american right-wng paranoid fruitcakery than that. That must be how they see the world! Its really perverse but I love winding these people up. Very sad too. 100 times more depressing than YouTube comments thats for sure.

So yeah put any insane ramblings that you see on other message boards on this here thread.

biniput

These people never really define what this liberalism is or why it is wrong or what the alternatives are.  They seem to never explain what is wrong with "liberal" ideas or whatever and so keep alive the idea of an idealogical enemy.

jutl

I read this with interest yesterday. Amazon.com now lets you comment on the comments of others, in a threaded forum style. The comment I've linked to was on 'Scooter' Libby's novel The Apprentice, a tale of bestial paedophilia set in Japan in times gone by.

Evil Knevil

If I were a Marxist, I'd be amazed at the depths to which false consciousness persists in the minds of men. This is from a History/history game forum.

QuoteThe scientific skeptics have not decreased. The reports of skepticism have decreased because the liberally-run news outlets simply don't report them; and many scientists are keeping their mouths shut in order to keep their jobs and so that their funding will be continued. A small romp around the internet will validate that. Political correctness has infected the scientific world just as it has every other facet of our current existence, and the more it takes hold the less freedom individuals have to speak their mind or pursue their happiness. (Yes, I'm speaking from a U.S.A. viewpoint. So sue me.)

But I'm not here to convince anyone, believe it or not. I'm just here to state my unpopular views as loudly as I can for as long as I can get away with it. I will stand on my stump and preach as loudly as I can until the Thought Police finally hunt me down and finally remove my stump.  

And, as far as Mr. Gore is concerned, he and I accidentally share the same birth place and I am fully knowledgeable regarding his personal and political views. I promise you if he were to announce tomorrow that the sky is blue, I would vehemently deny it because I know who he is and what he stands for. I take this stand with tons of American political precedence to back me up.  This man wishes to control every facet of my life in a way that suits him, and I am particularly opposed to him having that control. It is a simple story that goes back to the founding of our country.

Are we experiencing "Global Warming"? Well, duh!
Have humans "created" it? Boulderdash! (This is still a family-rated forum, otherwise I would be more explicatively-creative)
Are humans adding some insignificant trace of a fraction of the whole of global warming? Most likely.
Will setting "carbon caps" help reduce it? I doubt it.
Will Al and his bunch make another fortune off the panic his is instilling in the public? Most definitely.
Will the global political machine use this panic to gain a greater hold of the public and attempt take away people's God-given rights to freedom and the pursuit of happiness? You can take that one to the bank.

I'm currently reading reports of third-world countries stripping rain forest acreage to plant corn and other crops for the purpose of creating ethanol in order to cash in on the current panic. Hmm. That certainly helps now doesn't it? I read about Al selling himself carbon points or whatever they are called while he runs his AC at full blast in his 22 room house here at home; but he has "plans" to upgrade his house to make it more green. And how long has he been standing on HIS stump now? Seems to me that if he believed his own press his house would already be green. He was asked to make a public pledge to be more green in congress and he side-stepped it in a fashion that made Slick Willy proud. All the man's actions prove to me that he does not believe his own evidence, and you lecture me about "automatically making him wrong"? Give me a break!

Okay, y'all. I'm done for now. I'll go back to pretending I'm a dumb, ol' country hick so y'all can convince yourselves that I'm too inbred to know anything worth knowing

duckorange

I am currently undercover on The Sun newspaper's discussion forums. It is truly an awful experience, and the haven for every BNP supporting freak on the net.

I'd cut and paste some stuff in, but frankly, it makes me feel so disgusting just to go there these days.

Catalogue Trousers

Oddly enough, duckorange, your comments reminded me of the renowned BNP election broadcast, "Frosty And Corporal Fox", which I didn't see at the time. So I did a quick Google to see if I could find it. Surprise, it only seems to be on the BNP site. And I watched it. Even with no sound...dear God, what were they thinking? The bit that really got me was the use of lurid on-screen captions that'd shame your local Pound Shop announcing "Labour Shame" and "Tory Shame" (their shame, of course, being that they had the effrontery to let immigrants into Britain). There was a rather good thread about it on here many moons ago, but that's long since gone where the Old Posts go.

Back to our regularly-scheduled programmes.

quadraspazzed

Quote from: "duckorange"I am currently undercover on The Sun newspaper's discussion forums. It is truly an awful experience, and the haven for every BNP supporting freak on the net.

I'd cut and paste some stuff in, but frankly, it makes me feel so disgusting just to go there these days.

I used to lurk on Stormfront, mainly in the Irish section. God - hilarious, infuriating and utterly depressing all at once.

Was livened up occassionally by BNP-types coming in and slagging off the "bloody micks". Then some of the more 'pan-whitists' would complain about their racism towards fellow "anglo-celts". Brilliant.

Cack Hen

QuoteHi , can anyone help!!!!!! I am 17 years old. I have a problem in that I would like to become a Goth/Gothic/ but I am also thinking about going to college /wanting a career working with horses. But how is this possible? Can Goths get jobs working with horses? Can i work with horses and still be a Goth realistically?? PLEASE HELP!!!! it's just I desperately want to do both! It's just I have NEVER EVER in my life SEEN ANYONE who is a Goth/gothic who works in a stable yard. Also the hours working with horses are long....so how can i be a Goth in my spare time ..if I don't have much spare time? But I really want to do both...WHAT CAN I DO?? help!!!! Also I was also considering a career as an actress. I would quite like to go to college do study 'performing Arts' but again:.....can I be a Goth AND an actress...because I don't think I have EVER seen a Goth actress.Do you know of any famous actors/actresses who are also Goths/gothic/follow the gothic lifestyle??? What can I do?? I haven't decided whether I want to work with horses or go into performing Arts yet.....but whatever I do I would also like to become a Goth/gothic. Can I still become a Goth if i get a job as an actress or with horses??? Please can anyone out there offer me any advice???? PLEASE HELP!!!!! Do you know of any people who either work with horses or who are actors/actresses but who are also goths?? HELP? CAN I BECOME A GOTH AND WORK WITH HORSES/AS AN ACTRESS??? please be realistic. alo88@tiscali.co.uk

rudi

"Bloody Hell, Alo - have you been gouging out their eyes again??"


Small Man Big Horse

Yahoo Answers is always a good source of entertainment.

QuoteQuestion: Big or not? is 5.5" a good size
Answer: average is 5'' to 6''. i wont measure mine. i dont want to disappoint myself :)

QuoteIs there something wrong with me? i can't do it? i cannot ask a guy out. i just can't. i'm fine with talking infront of a crowd of 200 people or slipping on the wet stairs but when it comes down to it i shy away to ever guy i like. it's awful. i push everyone away i want to keep in.

QuoteWhy do girls make plans to go out with you and then the day you planned to go out they don't answer the phone?

QuoteWho's Stalking Who?

QuoteYelling out your dad's name in bed?
Okay-- i was having sex with my BF last night and right as i was getting ready to get off, I yelled out my fathers name in bed, "John" :o -- My boyfriend go freaked out, left the house and won't return my calls--

what can i do?????

Admittedly a few of them must be written by bored 14 year olds, but they do make me smile.

Utter Shit

I post on a forum that ahs plenty of people who are mostly sentient beings...until it comes to football...then they go mental. Last night after United lost, loads of Liverpool fans started baiting this one lad. It was ridiculous how far it went with one guy. Have a look in the second post how he starts off with a reasonable analysis of the game, then just absolutely loses it:

QuoteFucking scum! HATE THEM!! FUCK OFF!! We're facing our 2nd european cup final in 3 years, you manc bastards have been in 2 finals in your HISTORY!!

I don't care if we get thrashed by Milan in the final, I'll be there and you fuckers won't!

Fuck off fergie and jose, go and fight over your FA Cup

QuoteCase of a team who can defend and a team who couldn't. If Rio played would be much different. Anyway, Nerf, cuncha, take a look at yourselves you pathetic fucking cunts. Who did Arsenal face in the semi final? Oh yeah, you got knocked you fucking wankers.

And as for you Peter "i need to prove how big a fan i am, by listing hooligan terms but if i got caught in any trouble id run" i want to smash your skull. How many leagues have you won lately. CUNT. anybody who says they'd take the champions league over the premier league is a lying cunt anyway. You fucking scouse rat. CUNT YOUR MUMS PROBABLY HAD U WEN SHE WAS 12 YOU BINDIPPING CUNT.

UNITED!

QuoteWe've took 18 leagues mate. EIGHTEEN so get to fuck

We're going to athens
in ancient greece
you're staying in Salford
shagging your niece

QuoteShut up you murdering fuckwit. Stay in this thread if you've won the league in the last 15 years.. *stays* now fuck off

Also, we may only been in 2 champion league finals but we got there without murdering anyone, unlike you.. scum of the world.. WITHOUT MURDERING ANYONE WE WON IT TWO TIMES

QuoteTWENTY NINE YEARS AGO WE WON IT 2 TIMES

i hope you're suffering you scruffy inbred salford cunt. fuck off over to Red (get me a t)issue and start crying your fucking heart out. We're going to athens and you're going fucking NOWHERE

QuoteJohn O'shjea 1-0 at the kop end YOU FUCKING RAT. You're gonna get smashed anywya on and off the bitch

MICHAELS SHIELDS IS GETTING BUMMED, GETTING BUMMED, GETTING BUMMED

IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUNM YOU TWAT

BINDIPPING RAT EATING SCOUSE PEASENT

Quoteyou going to the champions league 3rd/4th place play-off at wembley on the 13th may? or you gonna be shagging your sister?

Quoteis michael shields going to be in athens? or is he going to be getting bummed by the guy WHO FASTHERED GERRARDS SON

cunt

Quotehaha shut up you fucking spack, am i offended by michael shields taunts? Am i shite. go and get your head split by an iti bizzie you crying little cunt.

QuoteOh fuck you. YES YOU WAS OFFENDED. you'll probably have a one minute silence saturday because of me taunting shields/ 2 minute silecne everytime he gets bummed. COULD EXPLIAN WHY THE FAMOUS ANALFIELD ATMOSPHERE IS A FUCKING LIE. You are the scum of the world. SCOUSE CUNT.

Quotefair play to slur alex, dignity in defeat. take note jose.

QuoteDon't fiucking ever put xslur before the greatest manager i the history of this world. You cunt


RApHAEL BENEATHUS

Quoteok then i'll put die you fucking horrible whiskey nosed cunt at the end of it instead?

fucking hell mate, you'd think you'd just got spanked 3-0 in the champions league semi-final the way you're carrying on!

QuoteATTEN: United fans..

Keep your heads up.. we#re bringing the league home. AND THAT WILL FEEL SWEET AS FUCK. and just imgaine all the sad scousers watching that on the telly. Don't be fooled the league title is the one they want. and they know it!

WE'LL NEVER DIE
WE'LL NEVER DIE

Quotejust remember that you'll be forever in our shadow as we go on to athens, and you fucking sit their crying at the telly and being BITTER BITTER BASTARDS

QuoteFunny hwow scousers fail to remember Keano domainating mr. no forehead, father of a pancake RAT HEADED GERRARD

You;re forever in our shadow.

WITHOUT KILLING ANYONE!

ANYONE!

WE WON IT TWO TIMES!

It went on for HOURS. I missed it at the time, but read through the topic this morning...it was great reading. The fight went on for hours.

Captain Crunch

Fanks a bunch you whiffy git, I had to leave the office halfway through because I was giggling through my nose.

Uncle TechTip

Quote from: "Utter Shit"It went on for HOURS. I missed it at the time, but read through the topic this morning...it was great reading. The fight went on for hours.
These'll be the 'cunts whose clubs have won fuck-all this season ripping the piss' that chand wanted to stay away from. All showers, the fucking lot of them.

buttgammon

When have Liverpool ever won the Premiership? The last time they won a league title was back when it was the old first division.

Not that I want to get involved in any shitty arguments like that. Liverpool v United makes for heated matches but I find it ridiculous when the 'rivalry' gets taken this far. I jokingly get involved in a bit of banter with Liverpool fans I know sometimes and they give it me back, but this is so petty and ridiculous.

chand

I don't mind a bit of mild piss-taking, but that 'BIN-DIPPING MURDERERS!'/'MANC SCUM!' nonsense is the kind of meatheaded tribalism that I hate about football. These are the type of dicks who sing songs about Heysel and Munich at each other.

surreal


CookACat

I too lay awake at night wondering whether Goths can ever work with horses.

And the SEEMINGLY random capitalisation in THESE posts WORRIES me.

Quote from: "surreal"there are other message boards???
Apparently so!

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rudi

Quote from: "CookACat"I too lay awake at night wondering whether Goths can ever work with horses.

And the SEEMINGLY random capitalisation in THESE posts WORRIES me.

FUCK off CookACat you LOST loving cunt. I hope YOU die you FAN of baffling TV seRIES.

Aaaand so on...

Famous Mortimer

The Man U / Liverpool stuff made me spit out some apple from laughing so hard.

Re: the BNP filth you get on places like the Sun...I'm not sure if these people feel that having other people round the world who agree with their fascism legitimises their opinions, but it's one of the reasons I stopped going on political forums. The lefties on there were more interested in arguing ever more arcane issues than actually getting out and doing something.

Timmy O'Toole

First post of a thread titled "Viagra":

QuoteDoes anyone know if viagra is illegal in this country (England).

A couple of years ago me and some mates went to Falaraki(when it was banging) and dressed up in childrens dresses, no pants, sombreros and popped some viagra tablets. We were all walking around with rock hard tent poles sticking out all night. Classic.

Want to re-create this night out but not get arrested for narcotics on the way. Any help?

Just...fucking hell.

The Widow of Brid

There's been a wonderful outbreak of nutter on one of the more serious forums I frequent, where following a chance mention of Marxism a seemingly mild mannered, kind and intelligent poster has turned out to believe in a global Jewish financial conspiracy.

He doesn't even seem to believe it in a particularly hateful way, and seems quite shocked that we would interpret Capitalism=Jews as at all anti-semetic.

It's just bizzarre heaped upon bizzarre. The idea of not just believing such a thing, but believing it in such a non-resentful laid back way.

I just boggle at the thought processes behind 'Jews control the world's finances!' Then following it up with 'well, good luck to them'.

Quote from: "Al Tha Funkee Homosapien"My eyes it burnzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!

Fucking hell.  That red text on blue has just made my head spin too.

SetToStun

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