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Started by Baxter, May 05, 2007, 09:51:29 PM

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rudi

I still say (and laugh) when requested to pass something to someone: "Pass it? I couldn't even swallow it!" about 15 years since the first time I said it, so, added up, probably around a week.

Which person, alive or dead, would you most like to meet over a cup of tea?

Ciarán2

Kevin Rowland out of Dexys. I bet he'd have a tale or two to tell. He's an interesting old goat, it must be admitted.

Would you sell your grandmother for "rock n roll"?

Alberon

Nah. I doubt I'd get much rock or roll for her anyway. She's 99, you know.

Daddy or chips?

Baxter

Daddy, it's a little too late now since his been dead over a decade and a half.

Mindless forgettable waste of time or genuinely learning something?

Timmy O'Toole

Mindless forgettable waste of time, every time. Less effort innit?

Which football team do you support and why?

Mr. Analytical

Quote from: "Timmy O'Toole"
Which football team do you support and why?

 I'm a Chelsea supporter because I live in Chelsea and have supported them all my life, as did my older brothers.  I was even there when we lost a play-off game to Middlesborough and went down to the old second division.  I particularly remember the pitch invasion.


When was the last time you read a book review and where did you read it?

Neville Chamberlain

Quote from: "Mr. Analytical"When was the last time you read a book review and where did you read it?

Last night, in the pub (The Best of Stand-Up Comedy).

Marmite?

niat

Yes, and especially the limited edition Guinness Marmite.



What was the last gig you attended?

Neville Chamberlain

Quote from: "niat"What was the last gig you attended?

Pere Ubu! Bloody great they were too!

What is the stupidest you've ever said while riding a bike?

Neville Chamberlain

"Look no hands! Or feet!"

When was the last time you got a stiffy?

Neville Chamberlain

About 10 minutes ago when I watched Kate Bush on youtube.

What did you have for lunch?

Neville Chamberlain

Chicken, rice and potatoes.

Have you ever beaten anyone to death with a stick?

Neville Chamberlain

Of course not, don't be fucking stupid.

Have you ever read War and Peace?

Neville Chamberlain

Of course not, don't be a fucking idiot.

Have you ever understood a word of anything Will Self has said or written?

petula dusty

Evil Nestle's Honey Nut Shreddies - I missed breakfast



If you could only choose one thing/dish to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?

Neville Chamberlain

Nope, he just indulges in pointless pseudo-intellectual wankery.

Have you ever been given the opportunity to join the British athletics team?


Neville Chamberlain

Yipes! Someone's butting on my conversation!

Quote from: "petula dusty"Evil Nestle's Honey Nut Shreddies - I missed breakfast



If you could only choose one thing/dish to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?

A Thai dish with lemon grass, rice and chicken and lots of other herbs and spices and stuff.

If you have missed breakfast, why and for what reason?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I slept through what most people would consider to be regular breakfast hours. I made up for it with a dish of pasta for lunch.

If you were being reincarnated as another animal and had the choice of any beast in the kingdom, what animal would that be?

petula dusty

The bab didn't wake up until 11.00 am so I stayed in bed with him and caught up with my sleep. He's very considerate like that.

When did you last laugh so much that everyone else around you started to look uncomfortable?

Neville Chamberlain

A robin.

Does anyone want a cup of tea?

petula dusty

I knew I shouldn't have joined this thread. I can't keep up.

Yes please milk and two and don't squeeze the bag just diddle it.

Neville Chamberlain

Quote from: "petula dusty"The bab didn't wake up until 11.00 am so I stayed in bed with him and caught up with my sleep. He's very considerate like that.

What a considerate Jim he is!

Quote from: "petula dusty"When did you last laugh so much that everyone else around you started to look uncomfortable?

This morning on the tram reading the Pete & Dud psychiatrist sketch in my book. Laughing out loud on your own is frowned upon here in Deutschland.

Have you ever eaten something so foul that you nearly or actually vomited?

petula dusty

When I was about 6 my sisters once made a foul coconut and condensed milk confection that made me puke and I still can't stand coconut now. Liver makes me retch too.

What was the last thing you received in the post that was good news?

Neville Chamberlain

A letter from the bank telling me that my request for a loan had been accepted! Hurrah!

(That's probably not what you had in mind, was it?)

Which planet would you most like to visit?

wherearethespoons

Quote from: "Jim"Which planet would you most like to visit?

Saturn.


What's your favourite Will Hay film?

Mr. Analytical

Windbag the sailor natch,

Have you ever been inside a porn cinema?

Neville Chamberlain

Yes, I went to one in Munich a few years after I accidentally got a bit drunk in Munich and missed my train home. Frankly, I've had more erotic experiences buying furniture in IKEA.

Bit boring, but fuck it, I'm curious. What was the last album you bought? Why did you buy it? Is it much cop?

buttgammon

Volta by Bjork. I haven't listened to it yet, but I've heard it's very good.

What's the worst purchase you've ever made?

mook

An Alfa Romeo Spyder, it cost me a bomb to keep the fucking thing on the road for the 9 months I owned it, and I sold it at a loss. T'was pretty though.

What's the biggest thing you've ever killed?*


*Mines a trout 7lb 10oz seeing as you didn't ask.