Interview with the person below you

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

What's the biggest thing you've ever killed?

The ardour of a woman.

What has been your biggest disappointment in life?

[daisy11]

An Alfa Romeo Spyder, it cost me a bomb to keep the fucking thing on the road for the 9 months I owned it, and I sold it at a loss. T'was pretty though.

What's the biggest thing you've ever killed?*

I beheaded a pigeon while driving through a motorway tunnel once, and it was an omen as my aunt died the next day.  I have had my libido killed when a guy took off his boots and he was wearing ...
... white terry-towelling socks, fgs!

Good, back on to sex - where did you lose your virginity?

[clareQuilty]

I shot a deer in Montana when I was about 12. My grandad taught me how to do it, he was a proper survivalist type. Bit traumatic really but it made me a MAN.

Edit: too late, bollocks.

err, I lost my virginity in a bed, on my 16th birthday. It was a present (of sorts)


Is there any one single experience in your life which you regret more than any other? What is it?