Where do you live and when will you be out?

[The Plaque Goblin]

I think it is important to know these things.

[Sam]

It's shit threads like this that make Neil want to jack it all in.

[chocky909]

You're one to talk Sam. (only joking)

Seriously though, I don't get it.

I live in Peckham and I'll be out when I go to work. Are you the policeman from Home Alone?

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Are you starting a career in burglary, Plaque Goblin?

[Fielding]

Is this an abstract way of asking if we have a frappr map or whatever it's called?

[Artemis]

It's shit threads like this that make Neil want to jack it all in.

No offence, but I assume this was knowingly ironic.

[Sam]

You're one to talk Sam.

Actually that's quite true. *hangs head in shame*

[Sam]

It's shit threads like this that make Neil want to jack it all in.

No offence, but I assume this was knowingly ironic.

Yeah but at least my shit threads were more than one sentence long and generated some discussion (albeit discussion consisting of ridicule and derision).

[chocky909]

It's a teaser thread. They're all the rage nowadays. Goblin'll come along soon and put us out of our misery.

[clareQuilty]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[actwithoutwords]

Erm. This is surely just a twist of expectations gag gently taking the piss out of the amount of personal information threads that have been on here recently? And a not altogether unfunny one at that.

[squinky]

I live on the fourth floor of my building. Even if I left all my doors unlocked, I think that anyone prepared to climb all those stairs has EARNED the right to my shitty overheated laptop and unimpressive DVD collection.

[clareQuilty]

I thought it might be to do with prison. I'll be out in seven years if I can keep from raping anyone.
I MAKE NO PROMISES.

[chocky909]

Erm. This is surely just a twist of expectations gag gently taking the piss out of the amount of personal information threads that have been on here recently? And a not altogether unfunny one at that.

By jingo I think you might be right! As a reward I will list all my closest friends, past and present:

Sinead
Carmelita
Garry
Paul
Lee B
Jane
Marty
Lee G
Rachael