BBQ and Cocktail Suggestions!

[Borboski]

Ok, as it says on the tin-----aaaahhhhhhh!

Having a BBQ tommorow with some old pals, a long day of boozing and playing Pro Evo, Bomberman, Mario Kart, Wii until we head out for the evening.

Any dazzling simple cocktail recipes for a summer day, or simple bbq recipes?

Chin chin, bottoms up-aaaahhhHH!!!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

BBQ recipe. Get some bits dead animal (many varieties are available). Start a charcoal fire. Wait for fire to go to white embers. Put dead animal bits near fire on a metal grill. Leave their until less raw and kind of burnt. Eat. Vomit disgusting cocktails onto t-shirt. Try and pull the MILF from next door. Hide from police. Fall asleep whilst half wearing your trousers and slumped over a kitchen chair.

Gas Mark 6/ 200 degrees for 30 mins. Serve with rocket salad.

[Borboski]

You've single handedly ruined any element of surprise arising from my big day of fun!

[Utter Shit]

Here's a handy hint: whatever cocktail you end up making, add a dash of lime to it. Always takes the sweetness off the cocktail and gives it a little kick.

Another tip specific to your barbeque - ban all Pro Evo players from picking a team that has Adriano in it. Anyone who does should be ejected from the party for being a cunt.

[Baxter]

Here's a handy hint: whatever cocktail you end up making, add a dash of lime to it. Always takes the sweetness off the cocktail and gives it a little kick.

Gah!