What is the best thing in the world?

[Emma Raducanu]

I'm still thinking

Well?

[actwithoutwords]

A goth, but he's wearing a suit.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Electric guitar.

[Emergency Lalla Ward Ten]

Getting something over and done with.

[Godzilla Bankrolls]

A goth, but he's wearing a suit.

Best fing, surely?

The correct answer is learning.

[Saygone]

Beer + Ice Cream + cigarettes + an entire season of the sopranos on a massive cataract inducing TV

Have I not told you my father's kingdom is here on earth?

[ccab]

Football.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Sex. Good Food. Friends. Good Beer. Riding a bike. Not all at the same time.

[mook]

A grilled pork chop with the kidney still attached, either that or the first fag smoked after eating said chop.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Music. Nothing else comes close.

[Regular Chicken]

Pizza Diavolo - caramelised onions, grilled peppers, pesto, goats cheese

[Jemble Fred]

SNOGGING!

Well it is.

[chocky909]

Death by implosion.

[duckorange]

Mrs Duckorange, lightly oiled.

You'll just have to use your imagination.

[explodingvinyl]

A goth, but he's wearing a suit.

Stop it. Immediately.

The best thing is... yes. Tough one. I'm going to go with laughing. Really hearty, body shaking laughter.

[wasp_f15ting]

obvious things would be sex related, but the ole internet is a third best after excercise highs..

[chocky909]

Heroin?

[col]

creme brule

[Baxter]

Cigarettes in a hot bath must be up there somewhere in that case.

[buttgammon]

Having a big shit while watching a great football match, eating a bucket of chocolate chip ice cream, listening to Bitches Brew and smoking a big Cuban cigar. In Paris. In a giant hotel suite with a marble floor. With a beautiful woman and a bottle of pink champagne.

Yeah, I guess my life isn't so bad...

[Dark Sky]

Someone scratching your itchy eczema ridden legs for you whilst you moan delightedly into your pillow.

[Fry]

Those really hot summer days, but when it has cooled down - about 7-8ish, all of the summery antics are over and you are just sat talking. Preferably with people you like.
Same but with parties, but late night/early morning.

[Baltimora]

A child's smile...

[ccab]

ugh, you revolting PAEDOPHILE

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Hammocks.

[hoverdonkey]

A night out with my closest friends and family. Everything else is just stuff in between

[Rev]

Being able to smoke in pubs

[hoverdonkey]

Having a big shit while watching a great football match, eating a bucket of chocolate chip ice cream, listening to Bitches Brew and smoking a big Cuban cigar. In Paris. In a giant hotel suite with a marble floor. With a beautiful woman and a bottle of pink champagne.

Yeah, I guess my life isn't so bad...

You were eating chocolate ice cream while having a big shit? That's asking for trouble

[ccab]

Buttgammon, let me guess, you also drink apple juice as you piss & milk during sex?

[Pseudopath]

Cook'd and Bomb'd, of course! [/arselick]