Question Time Drinking Game

[Blumf]

Pointless fluff celeb guest : 1 shot

Hazel Blears eyes glaze over whilst member of public talks : 1 shot

Smart and tricky question is asked by audience member : 2 shots + comedy double-take
  + Said question is ignored by everyone on the panel, including Dimbleby : 1 shot

Daily Mail columnist blames...
  ...single mothers : 1 shot
  ...immigration : 1 shot
  ...chavs : 1 shot
     + It was a question about high level international policy : double above

UKIP representative manages not to yell out "n**gers go home!" : 1 shot
UKIP representative might as well have yelled out "n**gers go home!" : 1 shot

Any topic getting steered to 'Iraq' : 1 shot
  + If you are Borboski : Entire bottle of whiskey, throw the empty at TV screen, throw self through living room window and spend the rest of the night searching the streets for a stray dog to kick.

Verbwhore asks question and looks very smug about too : 1 overdose of paracetamol

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Jean Charles De Menezes: 3 shots

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

8 shots actually.

[Twibbie]

Audience member asks confused, non-sensical question and then applauds themself : 1 shot

Programme ends with a hilarious "joke" question: 1 shot
  + Dimbleby actually hurries up the answers to the previous question in order to fit this in: 1 shot

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Right-wing historian/columnist denies global warming despite having no background knowledge or interest in environmental affairs: 1 shot, after a hearty cackle.

[Borboski]

Blonde rightwing columnist in her mid-30s opens her contribution with "Now I don't know anything about this, but..." = 1 finger of brandy.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, JANE MOORE, DONT OPEN YOUR SNIDE MOUTH.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Panel features no representative of the government - 2 shots, extra shot if the Labour party is instead represtented by Tony Benn.

Audience member makes reference to "otherwise law abiding citizens" - 1 shot.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Tony Benn was on last week, so we've ducked that bullet.

[aaaaaaaaaargh!]

Fucking hell, if you followed these rules you'd be smashed in about 5 minutes

[Uncle TechTip]

8 shots actually.

Man, he's good.

[Godzilla Bankrolls]

Have any of you seen the Nicholas Craig Masterclass on QT appearances? Fantastic stuff, with wonderfully researched clips. There's a bit on how to act incredulous during your introduction; eg "He's one of Britain's leading three socialists..." (RAISES EYEBROW DUBIOUSLY)

[Craig Torso]

Panelist speaks for more than thirty seconds without saying anything in particular, audience applauds - 1 shot.

[Regular Chicken]

Crowd awkwardly and half-heartedly cheer vauge 'war is bad' statement - 1 shot.

[Regular Chicken]

Have any of you seen the Nicholas Craig Masterclass on QT appearances? Fantastic stuff, with wonderfully researched clips. There's a bit on how to act incredulous during your introduction; eg "He's one of Britain's leading three socialists..." (RAISES EYEBROW DUBIOUSLY)

That sounds very amusing, where can it be found?

[NerdBoy]

Panelist pauses for applause/laughter without getting any, forced to continue on with unrehearsed anecdote - 1 shot

[Borboski]

Snotty nosed LITTLE TWAT says how she went to a comprehensive school, actually, once, yeah? and it was awwwful, actually, because all the kids who were badly behaved took up the teachers time and it's much better at a private school yeah = One glass of archers and lemonade.

[Borboski]

Borboski appears on CaB to moan about Question Time: Game over

[Godzilla Bankrolls]

That sounds very amusing, where can it be found?

Try this, Reggie.

[Regular Chicken]

Cheers big ears!

[Blumf]

Try this, Reggie.

Good one, I am now prepared for "Taking the finger"

[Regular Chicken]

Yeah that was great actually: the eyebrow use, "BILLion pounds", taking the finger, "This country", all spot on stuff.