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My pointless "I'm new" thread

Started by ICFMP, June 13, 2007, 09:46:56 AM

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Neville Chamberlain



Toad in the Hole

That's how we welcome people round these parts...!

buttgammon

We don't loike strangers 'round hoiere. Youse better naht be fram the citay!


buttgammon

Dats all roight, then. You're one of us.


Aubrey Barkus

Did you bring a gift ICFMP?  I could do with a glass of wine, ease off the collywobbles.

ICFMP

Quote from: Neil on June 13, 2007, 11:08:40 AM
Well what do you want?

I'm looking for a bank account to use. I'm a very rich Nigerian, I will give you a lot of money. Honest... I'm not going to steal your money. I will make you rich.

rudi

We're all already immensley rich on here - that won't get you anywhere sunshine.

ICFMP

Quote from: Aubrey Barkus on June 13, 2007, 11:10:32 AM
Did you bring a gift ICFMP?  I could do with a glass of wine, ease off the collywobbles.

Here is a picture of a glass of wine, best I can do. Hope you like red.

ICFMP

Quote from: rudi on June 13, 2007, 11:18:42 AM
We're all already immensley rich on here - that won't get you anywhere sunshine.

I'll make you famous.

Neville Chamberlain

This is the most famous website on the web. Try again, fuckface.

ICFMP

I can make you all see the world in a whole new perspective, just join my up and coming religion. Bet this site doesn't have its own religion.

Uncle TechTip

So what does the ICFMP stand for.

Lady Beaner

I think you should post a monkey.

No, wait.. better still... Neil likes it if you go and piss through his letterbox as a 'newbie offering'.

ICFMP

Quote from: Uncle TechTip on June 13, 2007, 11:24:42 AM
So what does the ICFMP stand for.

I couldn't think of a name to register with, so I just used an acronym of "I Can't Find My Penis".

Neville Chamberlain

Quote from: ICFMP on June 13, 2007, 11:27:10 AM
I couldn't think of a name to register with, so I just used an acronym of "I Can't Find My Penis".

You'll find it in your trousers. I've got one too and that's where I generally keep it.

Uncle TechTip

I wouldn't bother with an avatar.

ICFMP

Quote from: Lady Beaner on June 13, 2007, 11:24:46 AM
I think you should post a monkey.

No, wait.. better still... Neil likes it if you go and piss through his letterbox as a 'newbie offering'.

I pissed through a letterbox once... ONCE. From that day on I have always referred to it as "that letterbox incident involving my penis and a knife", I will not go into the details but I think you get the idea. Interesting subject matter considering I just said what my username means.

Lady Beaner

Quote from: ICFMP on June 13, 2007, 11:29:19 AM
"that letterbox incident involving my penis and a knife"...
I think this might explain why you cannot find your penis.

rudi

QuoteInteresting subject matter considering I just said what my username means.

Keep up, m'lady!

Aubrey Barkus

Quote from: ICFMP on June 13, 2007, 11:18:59 AM
Here is a picture of a glass of wine, best I can do. Hope you like red.

Reactions like a CAT.  Big nose mark on screen

mister_enmity

Leave this place!

I'm a newbie and already my penis has fallen off.

Run! Save your soul! Or genitals, rather!

ICFMP

Quote from: mister_enmity on June 13, 2007, 12:05:20 PM
Leave this place!

I'm a newbie and already my penis has fallen off.

Run! Save your soul! Or genitals, rather!

My penis is already gone, so in that regard I have nothing to lose by staying.

mister_enmity

Quote from: ICFMP on June 13, 2007, 12:12:01 PM
My penis is already gone, so in that regard I have nothing to lose by staying.

Of course, that's just one out of 26, isn't it?

Lady Beaner

I put each male VW's penis in a jar, label it and pickle it.

I am going to commemerate the board at some stage in a grand ceremony with a peni-necklace.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

You're a bit like a black widow spider except after mating you don't eat the male you just spill liquid all over his expensive electronic goods and ruin them.

Lady Beaner

I'm-Never-Going-To-Live-That-Down...