Hilarious Fundementalist Christian Drama and Dance Routines:- Should I Go?

[SOTS]

Hello everyone.

My friend is asking me to chum her along to an apparantely hilarious Christian night. She's went the last couple of weeks with my friend Sarah and she says that it's a bunch of 17/18 year old American fundementalist christians who perform drama and dance routines and talk about how God has cured them and all of that shite.

Do I go for shits and giggles or do I avoid it like the plague in my fear of being brainwashed?

[SetToStun]

If you really can't find a better way of spending your evenings you might want to re-evaluate your choice of chums.

[SOTS]

We really don't. There's nothing happening in this little town.

[SetToStun]

Then pray that the years pass swiftly, so that you can leave school, get a job and  move. And find better chums, of course. Yours are clearly defective.

[SOTS]

Well, basically... The choice is going or staying in and sitting on here again.

[Jack Shaftoe]

Oooh, these things seem funny at first, then after about three minutes the horribleness sort of washes over you, and what's supposed to be entertainment crumbles into despair and you're left with a sick hollow feeling inside.

I reckon stay in and read a nice book. Or get pissed and sit on the church steps, that's what I used to do.

(although to be honest, the ratio of staying in and reading to getting pissed was about 70/30)

Unless you went and used it as research for putting on your own play, that would be cool. Just don't look directly into their christian eyes.

[SOTS]

It's not at a church. But getting pissed on the steps outside would be depressing. All my other friends are away on holiday at the moment so i'd be on my tod.

The Christians have already had a drunken woman yell abuse at them last week, though. It's old hat.

[SetToStun]

Well, basically... The choice is going or staying in and sitting on here again.

A certain auction site has a couple of Gamecubes for sale. I understand they're an entertaining way of spending a few hours with your friends. Seriously, going out to see something on the basis that it's going to be so crap it'll be funny has a 98% chance of being the most excruciatingly boring couple of hours you could ever imagine. This is the voice of experience - heed it well.

[SOTS]

I do have some games I could play but as I said, all other friends on holiday. Which is a bloody shame as it leaves with even less to do. Seven fucking weeks!

They could at least chop a couple off and add them onto Christmas and the October break!

[Suttonpubcrawl]

Are any of the Christians good lucking? Why not go and seduce one away from Christ?

[SOTS]

Sorry to double post but I think i've come to the conclusion that i'm not going but instead am staying and watching some Blackadder DVDs or some old Doctor Who or somesuch.

Yes, it means sitting in the house on my own again but that's just me isn't it? So probably not going but still could change mind last minute. I'm terrible at making decisions.

Are any of the Christians good lucking? Why not go and seduce one away from Christ?

I have absolutely no idea, the lot that I saw hanging around town were a different bunch. Not sure what they look like. The only details I have from friends is that there's a big fat cheery girl, an American jock stereotype with added Christianity and an obvious lesbian in denial.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

read a nice book

Yes, do that. Go and join the library.

[wheatgod]

Go.
There was a Christian ROCK event every weekend at my university, which was always worth peeking in to.

[SOTS]

It's too late now.

[Dark Sky]

What's an "obvious lesbian in denial"?  A girl who grabs other girls' boobs and then claims she was saving herself from falling?

[SOTS]

Well, she said she was having lesbian feelings before God saved her, she fits a stereotypical lesbian persona and yet she says she is no longer a lesbian because God says it's wrong and all that.