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What would you put on your business card?

Started by 23 Daves, July 09, 2007, 07:08:16 PM

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Santa's Boyfriend

Quote from: Mrs Trousers on July 10, 2007, 11:17:41 AM
Surely yours should be:

"you have in your hand my peice of paper"



Excellent!

Another one from me:

Santa's Boyfriend

Stress-relief assistant,
North Pole Yuletide Delivery Solutions

Shoulders?-Stomach!

GNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSKGGGKGGGGG

Forojgapppppojojoojjoojoooojojooooo

JEJoeeFoefeffeofoo

MD.

duckorange

S. Duck
French Cabaret Chantoose, Small Bets Placed

Unfortunately, it reads like this in real life

S. Duck
Media Analyst

...the only consolation being that it has the word "anal" in it.

Mr. Analytical

Quote from: duckorange on July 10, 2007, 12:59:13 PM
S. Duck
Media Analyst

...the only consolation being that it has the word "anal" in it.

  Media Analyst?  is *that* what you call all of those "LOLZ" write-ups of films you've been doing?

  When I was younger I used to have "Spook of Mediator, Master Swapper and Quixotic Deviant" on some cards.  I was about 13 at the time.

katzenjammer

I'd probably put my name, job title, address, phone number, email address and any other small pieces of information that people might need in order to get in contact with me.

rudi

Is this your number?

0207 539428


Eventually I'd get lucky and really ruin someone's day...

LeboviciAB84


rudi

I knew someone would mention that.

I was going to change it but figured I'd find out which pedants were still up at this time of the night instead.

Morning!

Goldentony

Golden Tony

Unemployable lying bastard
This isn't even my real name for fuck sake
I did want my original but i'm too much of a fanny
to even bother, jesus what was the pointof this farce.

Anyway, give me a fucking job or i'll Robocop the place up

MojoJojo