...All we know is he's called the Stig.(invent an intro)

[Chers penis]

Here's a bit of harmless fun for those of you who are bored.
Invent your own introduction for Top Gears "The Stig" using the traditional pattern.

Here's mine for starters...

Some say that he can read brail with his teeth...

And that all his toe nails are made of pastry...

All we know is he's called The Stig...

Your turn.
All the best Richard Coughlan

[Small Man Big Horse]

Can we do it (affectionately) about other members of the forum?

If so...

All we know is that there were 96 other dead people before he arrived on the scene...

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I absolutely loved one of the original Top Gear ones:

'Some say he has a digital face...'

[Sadness]

"Some say he can ween Pete Doherty off crack.....

and his nose hair is medicinal.

All we know is he's called THE STIG."

[Totem Hokum]

...Some say he can talk in ambigrams,

..and that all his toes are perpendicular.

All we know is he's called The Stig.