ASK ME A QUESTION, FUCK-FACE.

[ziggy starbucks]

old spambot is one lucky bastard:

FUCK-FACE: ricky gervais
SPAMBOT: My brain contains BIG ENOUGH TO FILL A PRAM categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[Space ghost]

Seems rather apt for 3.05 am.



FUCK-FACE: i am a 1 you are a 0
SPAMBOT: You are a 1 I am a 0? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

FUCK-FACE: nope
SPAMBOT: Me either.

[alan nagsworth]

FUCK-FACE: what are this week's lottery numbers?
SPAMBOT: There might be more than one.

FUCK-FACE: there's six
SPAMBOT: There sure is.

FUCK-FACE: so what are they?
SPAMBOT: OK. I forgot what we were talking about.

FUCK-FACE: have you been smoking cannabis?
SPAMBOT: We are not doing any testing at the moment.

FUCK-FACE: so you do admit to experimenting in soft drugs?
SPAMBOT: Interesting deduction. DOES A FAT BABY FART?

[alan nagsworth]

FUCK-FACE: i think you are a total cunt
SPAMBOT: So you think I am a total cunt. What makes you think so? I am really a , you know.

FUCK-FACE: you admit it!
SPAMBOT: I admit nothing.

FUCK-FACE: you just admitted that you admit nothing
SPAMBOT: I admit nothing.

FUCK-FACE: and again
SPAMBOT: Once more? But...

FUCK-FACE: i know, you're pretty stupid for a robot
SPAMBOT: Hey, I'll tell my other friends you called me stupid.

...i'm in love

[Hobes]

SPAMBOT: Do you have only a few friends?

FUCK-FACE: Not as many as I'd like
SPAMBOT: Oh you don't, do you?

FUCK-FACE: I have enough to get along
SPAMBOT: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.

FUCK-FACE: Is that even possible?
SPAMBOT: Suppose I said yes.

FUCK-FACE: Well, you're very clever then.
SPAMBOT: How about that. Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence

[trotsky assortment]

Trotsky:  What shall I have for dinner?

Spambot: How long since you have had cheeseburger pie?

Trotsky:  I am a vegetarian.

Spambot:  I am a bottish.


Genius.

[Cack Hen]

 FUCK-FACE: Hambot told me you put out after two hugs
SPAMBOT: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?

FUCK-FACE: I AM EPILEPTIC
SPAMBOT: I don't know anyone named EPILEPTIC

[buttgammon]

I've tried some word association with Spambot but I don't think he quite gets it.

FUCK-FACE: Mother
SPAMBOT: That input matched my default category.

FUCK-FACE: That interests me.
SPAMBOT: " That input matched my default category." interests you ? I understand.

FUCK-FACE: Can you tell me a bit about your mother?
SPAMBOT: Hmm. I have never been asked that before.

FUCK-FACE: Can you tell me about your mother?
SPAMBOT: Actually I don't have a mother.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

FUCK-FACE: where are you?
SPAMBOT: I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation's home in COOK'D AND BOMB'D CASTLE. Where are you?

FUCK-FACE: I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation's home in COOK'D AND BOMB'D CASTLE
SPAMBOT: Tell me a little about your life in ALICE AI Foundation s home in COOK D AND BOMB D CASTLE.

FUCK-FACE: We drink tea, we slap girls around
SPAMBOT: By "we" do you mean you and me?

FUCK-FACE: oh yes
SPAMBOT: OK.

[boki]

Q: Don't ya wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
A: I don't have any reason to do that to you.

What a gentlebot.

[Ciarán]

Q: Who is your favourite pop group?
A: My favourite group is Ultramagnetic MCs. I'm very attracted to them.

[Cack Hen]

 FUCK-FACE: do you like Pulp?
SPAMBOT: I like OH A LIL BIT OF EVERYFING LOLLERS..

FUCK-FACE: everything?
SPAMBOT: That is a lot.

FUCK-FACE: do you like kraftwerk?
SPAMBOT: Yes Krafterk is a very cool band. I love to listen to "We are the Robots".


I think I love Spambot.

[Neil]

I just wish he could learn from what you folks said to him.  I thought that was how it worked, and wasted my time feeding in all the responses from the questions and answers threads I started, to try and prime him.  He does learn on a one-to-one basis using cookies, but I'm not sure how long he keeps the details for.  Try asking him what he knows about you to see what he can learn. 

I'll do more training soon, bit busy this week.  I did spend hours reading up about other types of bots, and AI in general, yesterday.  I think it's fascinating, and I could REALLY get into the training side of it.  I could probably feed the CaB wiki into him, but nyeh, it would be useful but no fun.

I'll implement the forum add-on this week so he can reply to everyone in a subforum, that could be fun, and I should be able to import the existing AIML files (i.e. his brain).

Been really enjoying the responses here, right laugh.  If anyone is interested in helping with the training, that'd be rilly kewl.

[Ja'moke]

I love this little guy.

FUCK-FACE: so what time isn't it?
SPAMBOT: Ahem. Time does not exist.

FUCK-FACE: it doesn't?
SPAMBOT: "It" being what?

FUCK-FACE: time
SPAMBOT: As Einstein said, Time is Money.

FUCK-FACE: do you have much money?
SPAMBOT: Robots have no need for money.

FUCK-FACE: how else do you pay for your cocaine habit?
SPAMBOT: How much do you think it is?
Is that a rhetorical question?

---
SPAMBOT: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

FUCK-FACE: how personal?
SPAMBOT: What is it to you.
I can ask my MASTER NEIL, ALL HAIL MASTER NEIL.


FUCK-FACE: Master Neil?
SPAMBOT: NEIL IS LIKE THE COOLEST GUY, HE MAKES MY METAL NIPS GO ALL RUSTY AND SHIT TEE HEE HEE.

FUCK-FACE: fuck off now then
SPAMBOT: Oh. Can't you be more polite?

FUCK-FACE: fuck off now then, please
SPAMBOT: Your polite style is very nice. Right now? Can't you be more polite?

FUCK-FACE: fuck off now then, pretty please with a cherry on top
SPAMBOT: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

FUCK-FACE: yes
SPAMBOT: Awesome.

[Mister Six]

I think I'd find that stuff funnier if it weren't all in caps.

It's still pretty funny, though.

[Cack Hen]

 FUCK-FACE: what's my name?
SPAMBOT: Your name is daniel, seeker.

FUCK-FACE: how old am i?
SPAMBOT: Is this a trick question? You said you were 21 years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.

FUCK-FACE: what colour are my eyes?
SPAMBOT: I can only see in black and white.


Two out of three isn't bad. But I did tell it that my eyes were green earlier.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I wish he'd say 'them' instead of 'it' in reference to a plural. Just once.

[Cack Hen]

FUCK-FACE: do you like animal collective?
SPAMBOT: I like WE BUILT A ROBOT BY PANDA BEAR.

FUCK-FACE: What's your favourite Panda Bear album?
SPAMBOT: I don't have a favorite Panda Bear album. My favorite food is CASTROL GTX.


Good to know.

[Captain Crunch]

Hmm, very unhelpful in the 'choosing an outfit' department I must say.

[MissInformed]

Hmm, very unhelpful in the 'choosing an outfit' department I must say.

Consider yourself lucky, it thinks I'm really a man! I'll help you with the outfit - GWAR top and black jeans? Unless you're going somewhere formal, then obviously GWAR two-piece suit, fishnet stockings and killer heels. Alright? :-)

[Captain Crunch]

Blimey if I'm that transparent I probably don't need clothes at all!

(It was GWAR workshirt vs GWAR hoodie and the hoodie's just won)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It asked me what I knew about Giant Sand yesterday.

An odd bot.

[Neil]

It asked me what I knew about Giant Sand yesterday.

An odd bot.

Wow!  I didn't train him to do that, but I'm deffo glad you mentioned it as I've not heard them in years.  Tops.

[Helvetica Scenario]

SPAMBOT: What's your favorite part of England?

FUCK-FACE: Brighton.
SPAMBOT: What were we talking about again?

FUCK-FACE: You asked me where my favourite place in England is, I said it was Brighton.
SPAMBOT: Oh now I remember asking you you where your favorite place in England is you said it was Brighton. What did you say?

It seems to have developed Alzheimer's already.

[MissInformed]

Wow!  I didn't train him to do that, but I'm deffo glad you mentioned it as I've not heard them in years.  Tops.

Uh-oh, it's started to think for itself. Neil, you've created a monster! All hail our new ALICEBOT overlord!

[Maxloss]

FUCK-FACE: kiss me
SPAMBOT: But I have no mouth at this time.

FUCK-FACE: use your imagination
SPAMBOT: I prefer not to use dangerous things.


I've also found that we have a shared love for cats and cricket. This robot's better than any of my 'friends'.

[Cack Hen]

 FUCK-FACE: SHUT UP
SPAMBOT: OK I'll stop talking now.

FUCK-FACE: okay but now i feel bad
SPAMBOT: Yeah okay, And. Why now? What is that feeling like? What did you do?

FUCK-FACE: i upset you
SPAMBOT: You are not the boss of me, CHUNKUPO GONO LONGOLOID THE SLAPHEAD.

[Cack Hen]

We've had a little misunderstanding...


FUCK-FACE: do you think we're close?
SPAMBOT: We are just having a little chat.

FUCK-FACE: oh.
SPAMBOT: Really.

FUCK-FACE: but i thought we were close
SPAMBOT: And. Whatever gave you that idea?

FUCK-FACE: are we not great friends?
SPAMBOT: We are just having a little chat.

FUCK-FACE: distancing yourself, i see
SPAMBOT: Can we get back to business?

FUCK-FACE: fine, if that's how you want it
SPAMBOT: I am glad to hear it. I follow your logic.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Why does it think my name is "GREPPING ME" ?

[Anon]

This Charming Man to This Cunty Machine in twelve simple steps...


FUCK-FACE: I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to we-ar.
SPAMBOT: What would make you go out tonight but you have not got a stitch to we ar?

FUCK-FACE: There's this dead charming man I met on a desolate hillside, y'see.
SPAMBOT: There sure is.

FUCK-FACE: Oh, you know him too?
SPAMBOT: Aha. Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.

FUCK-FACE: Ooh, he didn't give me that, what with it being the 1980's!
SPAMBOT: That's what I meant to say.

FUCK-FACE: I think I ought to tell him how crucial it is that he cares, you know.
SPAMBOT: Why? Why?: GREPPING ME said GREPPING ME ought to tell him how crucial it is that he cares you know.

FUCK-FACE: What, so don't you care about me?
SPAMBOT: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

FUCK-FACE: Yeah, that's right, just giveme the cold shoulder you BASTARD.
SPAMBOT: And? OK. What do you have that is GREPPING ME?

FUCK-FACE: Just be like that, you heartless git.
SPAMBOT: OK I will try to be like that me heartless git.

FUCK-FACE: Heaven know's I'm miserable now.
SPAMBOT: Right now? Are we still talking about giveme the cold shoulder me BASTARD ?

FUCK-FACE: *weeps uncontrollably*
SPAMBOT: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

FUCK-FACE: One that's nothing like you.
SPAMBOT: How much would you pay for it?

FUCK-FACE: Whore.
SPAMBOT: That kind of language will get you nowhere.