Over an hour since [banned troll] started a new thread...getting worried here guys..

[alan nagsworth]

You people are awful, selfishly abusing a poor depressed person like - ...oh wait, he wallows in it. I'm swayed. Also I saw that Arseholes comics... doubly-swayed.

[Dusty Gozongas]

[...]dismissal of Billy Bragg [...] Only a cunt could do that.

Whoah!  Hang on there sire.  This thread is hardly the place for such moot sqabbles. :0)

[Oscar]

What does the Taggers <> posters tag mean?

[Jemble Fred]

I'm reading 'The Progressive Patriot' right now, and I vote for him to be made King William V.

[Dusty Gozongas]

What does the Taggers <> posters tag mean?

I'm guessing <>=vs.

Hope that helps either of us.

[Oscar]

Even if you're talking utter bollocks Ms Gozongas , I know that your few words of attempted helpfulness have given me a snuggly feeling that goes all the way into my boots.
We have a connection now, Dusty, no one can take that away from us.
And I know that if you ever find yourself on the run for a trumped up murder charge, shoeless and hiding out in a disused internet cafe, then I'll be there for you and I know you'll do the same for me.

[Ambient Sheep]

What does the Taggers <> posters tag mean?

I'm guessing <>=vs.

Hope that helps either of us.

It means "not equal to", as anybody who's ever banged a BASIC program into an early home computer could tell you.  So it means "The taggers aren't the same people as the posters", I suppose.

(And no, I wasn't the tagger concerned.)

Hope that helps both of you.  :-)

[Oscar]

You've...I'm...darn it, I want to say something stupid and vaguely sinister but I've sobered up.
Ah well, thanks, at least I can go to sleep a bit more knowledgeable than when I woke up.

[Dusty Gozongas]

It means "not equal to"

Only if you're assuming that every tagger is/was a BASIC coder, of course. :-)

Tagger Coder

[SOTS]

Hey, I missed all this. I really am a dozy bugger.

[rudi]

A mostly pointless thread other than getting Lady Beaner to swear.

That's sent me off to bed a happy bunny.

Mmmmmmmmmmm......

[Jemble Fred]

There are real women out there, you know. Beaner's just an enormous bearded biker with a carefully constructed online persona.

[SetToStun]

I seriously doubt anyone's got that much imagination. You really couldn't make it up...

[Lady Beaner]

Don't make me get my tits out, you filthy heathens! (I really do have a bit of a potty-mouth, don't I?)
Well, fuck YOU. :-)

[SetToStun]

See what I mean? SPAMBOT will never be able to replicate that sort of post.

[Old Thrashbarg]

Only if you're assuming that every tagger is/was a BASIC coder, of course. :-)

Tagger Coder

pfft... != is obviously the correct way of coding 'is not equal to'.

[SetToStun]

pfft... != is obviously the correct way of coding 'is not equal to'.

Pah! !(object.equals(otherobject)) is the only way forward.

[Deadman97]

Don't make me get my tits out

Dare you.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Double dare, there's a drink in it for you:

[ziggy starbucks]

you do realise she really is a bloke.

her man boobs will be flabby and hairy, like mine

[emo_bliss]

at least Sam feigned intelligence.

Meh. I like Sam. That's probably because he reminds me a bit of myself, I dunno.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The only trouble ziggy is that you're secretly a woman.

Sorry about breaking your cover and that, but you must come clean.

[ziggy starbucks]

if I'm a woman, why then do I have hairy, flabby man boobs

Surely I would have lady boobs if I was a woman!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You'd think that, wouldn't you? Yes, that would be the standard, both anatomically and socially in this country. Hell knows what happened. Genetic aberration, ghoulish experiment. Either way, a sort of shameful man-boobed lady is what you must be comfortable being. Otherwise it will sneak up on you and we'll find you with a noose around your neck in a poolful of blood because the hanging didn't work so you stabbed yourself.

[ziggy starbucks]

well I do have a womanly, pert bottom. So maybe I am a woman. How exciting. What do women actually do? Do I have to register my new found womanliness with the women's institute?

and thats the second time today I've been described as a genetic aberration

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

and thats the second time today I've been described as a genetic aberration

You just read it twice.

With not being a woman, I'm unsure of what the neccessary behaviours and purchases are. Lots of cushions? It's impossibly to know quite frankly, what they do in those big stores of theres, trying on clogs and making orgasmic noises at candles. I've only heard tales, and as the old adage goes, tales never fails.

Erk. You're on your own, Mr. Woman.

[Ciarán]

You just read it twice.

With not being a woman, I'm unsure of what the neccessary behaviours and purchases are. Lots of cushions? It's impossibly to know quite frankly, what they do in those big stores of theres, trying on clogs and making orgasmic noises at candles. I've only heard tales, and as the old adage goes, tales never fails.

Erk. You're on your own, Mr. Woman.

This reads almost exactly like yer typical spam email. A very difficult style of writing to get right, as it's apparently a bunch of words thrown together at random but with some attention paid to the rules of grammar. So...well done you! Yay!

[ziggy starbucks]

damn. and I can't ask lady beaner because she's a bloke. Infact most of the women I know are men. My own mother even.

I'll go to the library and borrow a woman's book about cushions and see what happens to my hormones.

edit: Ciaran is a woman, I think. No, you're a man. sorry.

[Lady Beaner]

helloooo?! *waves*

Yeh yeh OK, I am a bloke. Sorry to all the guys that I slept with on CaB... that includes YOU, oh yes it does.

[Deadman97]

This explains why the morning after found me with no memory, lying in a puddle of arse-blood. Interesting.