Can we have a C&B marriage?

[Small Man Big Horse]

Well I expect you to pack an iron and you need the knife to prepare my breakfast, what perturbs me is the jumbo bottle of sleeping pills and the rat poison, I hope you're not up to anything, you little minx.

That honestly is incase I bump in to Big Brother's Charley, I've been carrying them around since Friday just incase I see her. The chainsaw's for emergency hedge trimming though, that I can, er, guarantee.

[Ambient Sheep]

...the jumbo bottle of sleeping pills and the rat poison...

That honestly is incase I bump in to Big Brother's Charley, I've been carrying them around since Friday just incase I see her.

Ooooh yes...a lovely slow yet agonising death, bleeding out of every horrid orifice!  Top suggestion!!  Do make sure you skip the sleeping pills first, though.

[gazzyk1ns]

How would the intricacies of the prosecution work if a 16 year-old posted a picture of their cock on the net? Surely they'd just get away with saying "Nah, that's not my cock.". Would there be a ridiculous situation where a doctor had to examine the bloke's cock and maybe team up with some sort of image expert to come to a decision about whether it was or not? Proof about ownership of accounts on forums and IP addresses and the like don't hold water, at least I think I'm correct in saying that, it would have to be on a seized hard drive or digital camera I suppose.

Heh, I remember someone (possibly Mr. A? Sorry if I'm mis-remembering) thought I'd posted a picture of my own cock on here once, when we were playing some kind of word-guessing game. I hadn't, I'd typed "wank" into Google image search and cropped a female porn actress out of the picture because she was irrelevant and indeed misleading to what I was trying to say; but whoever it was who thought I'd taken a picture of myself wanking got terribly uptight and told me that I had a small cock.

[SetToStun]

I don't know about getting the doctor involved to check - didn't Monica Coughlan tell the court that she could prove she'd slept with Jeffrey Archer because she knew his whanger was curved to one side and he had a spotty back, but he denied this and the judge said "fair enough" and that was that?