The Joy of Anagrams

[Pseudopath]

Maybe I've just come over all Gyles Brandreth (oo-er), but surely everyone loves a good anagram? There's the short, pithy type:

^{Alec Guinness
Genuine Class}

Or the mind-boggingly complex...

^{To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.}

So, what hilarious anagrams can the collective VerbWhore mind create? You could make anagrams of a fellow whore's name, a topical news event, anything you like really. You'll probably find this site useful in generating them.

Here's a few to start you off:

Cook'd and Bomb'd = Bomb an odd dock
Don't mention the clique = Online Cement Doth Quit
Tory Fightback Promise = Freaky thrombotic pigs
Pseudopath = 'Sup pothead

...and in response to the inevitable tag:

Shit thread = Thrashed it

[the midnight watch baboon]

ELW10: We let regency dream anal.

So many for Lalla involving creamy dreamy anal gent.

[Clone Army]

the midnight watch baboon:

moth bending, o what a bitch!

[swarfmonkey]

Clone army:

Racy Melon


If you want to play that game.

[wherearethespoons]

Monkey Swarf.

I'm good me.

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

See Anteater Sewage - Hit Gin

Teenage Trainee Shit Wages

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

Just call me Pancake Karma Homo Kill

[aaaaaaaaaargh!]

My username here is probably not going to lead to that many anagrams

[Neville Chamberlain]

Never Brain Ramble Chin

[AC]

CA

[Beagle 2]

Ale Beg.

Sounds about right.

[Cupid Stunt]

Nope, can't think of one.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Stupid Cunt would fit.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

A Manatees Life Hunk Pooh

[Sheldon Finklestein]

Well, for me it's a toss up between:

Kennelled Info Shits

And the equally delightful:

Online Kids Felt Hens, which really should be a Daily Mail headline.

[Clone Army]

A Manatees Life Hunk Pooh

Or...

Home Alone, I Spunk Fate...Ah!

[duckorange]

Croaked Gnu

[Cupid Stunt]

Banal Rim Level Niche?

[neveragain]

Regan E. Vain

[Pseudopath]

Goodies fan [banned troll] = Moody snorting facade

[Hank_Kingsley]

That's uncanny!

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Monty Python's Flying Circus = Hymn Plots Stony Crucifying

[Pseudopath]

Rebecca Front = Concrete Barf
Armando Iannucci = A Unicorn Maniac
Peter Baynham = Maybe Panther
David Schneider = Divine Cheddars
Doon Mackichan = Homo Cancan Kid
Patrick Marber = Trim Backraper
Chris Morris = Chis Mirrors

OK, they got a bit shit near the end, but I think I've worked out where Morris got some of the reporters' names!

[Joy Nktonga]

aaaaaaaah, a rag!

[Cambrian Times]

Rather worryingly,

Ambient Racism

[Clone Army]

Couldn't resist, courtesy of BBC news:

"Mexico coast braces for hurricane" - For racier CaB sex: Oceanic storm...uh!

"France announces paedophile curbs" - CaB nonce snuf-rapes European child (just)

[Sheldon Finklestein]

Rather worryingly,

Ambient Racism

Ha, ironically, the perfect title for the next Ricky Gervais project.

[quadraspazzed]

^^^
Honed Eel Skinflints

[Ambient Sheep]

Pee me absinth!

Him nab tepees?

Thespian be me.

I beep anthems!

Bite men phase???

Meant Bi Sheep??!!

Ban sheep time... :-(

[biniput]

Michael portillo =  A cool limp Hitler.

Got that off an advert for an anagram generating computer programme.