Owen Wilson attempts suicide

[chocky909]

That's probably a typo though. I doubt she said exactly the same nonsensical sentence twice in a row.

The Hole singer added: "He's not even known over here. No one knows who the guy is. He has bit parts in movies - that's what he does."

I like that. It suggests you have to star in a few hit movies before you have the right to help someone on their way to suicide. Pot. Kettle, Kurt. Shotgun. Black.

[boxofslice]

She's completely hatstand. You can see why Kurt blew his brains out, better that than having that hag in your life.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Could you sum it up in a word?
No.
A sound?
Woouurgh!

[Uncle TechTip]

Simon Pegg in Hollywood, Steve Coogan supposedly buying drugs for Courtney Love - it's like some odd comedy actor-based dream I had ten years ago is actually coming true. Which would mean that I was with them at all times...

[Ambient Sheep]

There's a video here - http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,11021-2006410749,00.html?channel=Celebs+Exposed&clipID=1347_SUN3383

Actually it's worth watching that - the tone of voice she exhibits in that video is a lot less harsh than the bare printed words imply.  There's also more words than in the quote, and they're quite good ones too and put a slightly different context on her "outburst".

[Glebe]

She still has a go at him, though.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Heh, she must've fucked up if she's got CaB on Coogan's side.

[Glebe]

Good thing she didn't befriend Gervais!