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« on: February 04, 2004, 04:20:15 PM »
Tonight, Five, 11:00pm. "An amusing look at how porn directors remake classic movies."
Actually, I've just noticed it's a repeat. And it's probably shit. But if any of you lot watch it I won't have to cos you can tell me about the "amusing" bits tomorrow.  ;-)

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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2004, 04:22:56 PM »
I'll be crushed if it turns out Schindler's Fist isn't a real porn film.

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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2004, 07:29:10 PM »
Quote from: "elderford"
I'll be crushed if it turns out Schindler's Fist isn't a real porn film.


"Edward Jizzerhands"?
"Star Whores"?

Let's hear 'em all (again).

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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2004, 07:33:14 PM »
"The Girl with a Pearl Necklace"

"Crocodile Undies"

"Beverley Thrills Cop"

"The Tit Wank Redemption"

*getting weaker...*

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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2004, 07:35:43 PM »
When I was at college I found a video in my housemate's room called "Pulp Friction" which featured a black man in pimp gear feeling womens breasts. Not that I watched it or anything.

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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2004, 07:39:48 PM »
I've seen "The Maddams Family", with cousin tit and uncle molestor.

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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2004, 07:47:02 PM »
Jackie Brownlove.

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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2004, 07:47:26 PM »
Lord Of The Rimms

Star Wars: The Phantom Lezzer

Blowing For Columbine

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« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2004, 07:58:04 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2004, 08:12:39 PM »
The Bare Bitch Project.

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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2004, 08:20:53 PM »
Dick Tracey

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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2004, 08:39:34 PM »
Planet of the Rapes.

A Max Hardcore Film.

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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2004, 10:20:21 PM »
Black Cock Down
Snatch Adams
Sperms of Endearment
Terms of Endowment
Clitty Clitty Gang Bang

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« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2004, 10:22:26 PM »
Forrest Hump

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« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2004, 10:27:13 PM »
The Beaverly Hillbillies

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« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2004, 10:46:32 PM »
The Feltch Connection
Lawrence (Oy Vey!) Raping Ya

Bum-Hur
Raging Bone
2000 in 1: A Spunk Odd-Assy

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« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2004, 11:46:10 PM »
sadly....

i will never find this stuff unfunny...

it will always make me giggle like a barking cunt.


American Booty

Snatch Adams....

(sigh)

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« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2004, 04:42:36 AM »
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i will never find this stuff unfunny...


But not funny enough to read everyone else's posts (esp Cheese Arse H Christ's), eh?

I did read somewhere that most Robin Williams films have been 'remade'.  We've already had a couple, but not

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« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2004, 09:49:39 AM »
Gay and Silent Nob Strike Back.
The Gaytrix

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« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2004, 09:55:26 AM »
Peter Jackson mentioned how much he enjoyed the OTHER "Lord of the Rings" in The Two Towers commentary.

I forget what it's comedy porn title was, but I suspect it didn't need to be changed.

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« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2004, 10:05:33 AM »
Indiana Bones And The Temple Of Poon always raises a little chuckle from me.

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« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2004, 02:05:37 PM »
I have to say I did think the title 'E3: The Extra Testicle' was absolutely brilliant.

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« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2004, 02:30:35 PM »
Who could forget "Good Will Humping"

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« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2004, 04:14:51 PM »
That film with all the gorillas doing the woman with scary lips (I forget it's name (and by it I mean the film (hoho!))) looked horrible. Who on earth could get off on a man in an unreliastic monkey suit nailing a scary-lipped woman with a fake wang?

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« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2004, 04:22:31 PM »
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Gay and Silent Nob Strike Back.
The Gaytrix


Trixx was on there. They showed the dodging bullets scene. It was amusingly badly-done.

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« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2004, 04:24:45 PM »
Oh yes, that dodging bullets scene was hilarious. Jesus Christ, surely you could do better than that with no budget whatsoever!