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Heads Up: Shaving Ryan's Privates

Started by Johnny Yesno, February 04, 2004, 04:20:15 PM

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Johnny Yesno

Tonight, Five, 11:00pm. "An amusing look at how porn directors remake classic movies."
Actually, I've just noticed it's a repeat. And it's probably shit. But if any of you lot watch it I won't have to cos you can tell me about the "amusing" bits tomorrow.  ;-)

elderford

I'll be crushed if it turns out Schindler's Fist isn't a real porn film.

Tokyo Sexwhale

Quote from: "elderford"I'll be crushed if it turns out Schindler's Fist isn't a real porn film.

"Edward Jizzerhands"?
"Star Whores"?

Let's hear 'em all (again).

Vermschneid Mehearties

"The Girl with a Pearl Necklace"

"Crocodile Undies"

"Beverley Thrills Cop"

"The Tit Wank Redemption"

*getting weaker...*

El Unicornio, mang

When I was at college I found a video in my housemate's room called "Pulp Friction" which featured a black man in pimp gear feeling womens breasts. Not that I watched it or anything.

gazzyk1ns

I've seen "The Maddams Family", with cousin tit and uncle molestor.

Tokyo Sexwhale


Dr David V

Lord Of The Rimms

Star Wars: The Phantom Lezzer

Blowing For Columbine

Des Nilsen



gazzyk1ns


Tokyo Sexwhale

Planet of the Rapes.

A Max Hardcore Film.

Cheese Arse H Christ

Black Cock Down
Snatch Adams
Sperms of Endearment
Terms of Endowment
Clitty Clitty Gang Bang

Hans


Peking O


The Feltch Connection
Lawrence (Oy Vey!) Raping Ya

Bum-Hur
Raging Bone
2000 in 1: A Spunk Odd-Assy

TotalNightmare

sadly....

i will never find this stuff unfunny...

it will always make me giggle like a barking cunt.


American Booty

Snatch Adams....

(sigh)

Qatar-wol

Quote from: "TotalNightmare"

i will never find this stuff unfunny...

But not funny enough to read everyone else's posts (esp Cheese Arse H Christ's), eh?

I did read somewhere that most Robin Williams films have been 'remade'.  We've already had a couple, but not

Aladin-side me

Wet Dreams may come

Krang

Gay and Silent Nob Strike Back.
The Gaytrix

Purple Tentacle

Peter Jackson mentioned how much he enjoyed the OTHER "Lord of the Rings" in The Two Towers commentary.

I forget what it's comedy porn title was, but I suspect it didn't need to be changed.

Indiana Bones And The Temple Of Poon always raises a little chuckle from me.

weirdbeard

I have to say I did think the title 'E3: The Extra Testicle' was absolutely brilliant.

Cambrian Times

Who could forget "Good Will Humping"

imitationleather

That film with all the gorillas doing the woman with scary lips (I forget it's name (and by it I mean the film (hoho!))) looked horrible. Who on earth could get off on a man in an unreliastic monkey suit nailing a scary-lipped woman with a fake wang?

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: "Krang"Gay and Silent Nob Strike Back.
The Gaytrix

Trixx was on there. They showed the dodging bullets scene. It was amusingly badly-done.

imitationleather

Oh yes, that dodging bullets scene was hilarious. Jesus Christ, surely you could do better than that with no budget whatsoever!