Pulling a much younger girlfriend - red light spells danger

[Epiphany_n]

You're old aren't you? You've just taken the words techno and jungle because they sound yoof, when in fact any girls who would be into that kind of music are much more likely to be in their late 20's, or a bloke...or dead.

Nah. I'm 31, but it was a bad example. I was trying to counter the stereotype in the first post about how girls in their teens/early twenties act.

In my case we did have a lot in common and I still miss her to some extent, but I think she saw it more of a fling and I ended up getting sucked into believing it was more than that. Slightly demented, yes, for a supposedly more mature person but if you have someone 10 years younger flirting with you then I suppose it can make you all giddy and warp your senses a bit.

Anyway, it's not all bad as we still have the odd email every month or so.

[El Unicornio, mang]

God, where have you been pulling your teenagers TC? A town centre McDonalds?

I guess this thread does prompt some sort of debate, albeit a slightly crap one. What do VWs think is the biggest age gap in a relationship and for it still to work. I've talked to people about this before and i've heard as little as a couple of years and as many as twenty.

I'm 29 and I get a guilt trip from friends for considering anyone under 21. I dunno, it might just be me but girls seem a lot less mature these days, pretty much all of the 18-25 year olds I've met the past few years act like they're still at school. Although honestly, I find the free and easy and fun personalities refreshing given the jaded, manic depressives I've been with.

How do you make a six year old cry twice?

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Fuck them in the arse then wipe your bloody cock on their favourite teddy bear

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SORRY, REALLY

[samadriel]

Surely if you're thirty, magically touching a girl who's nearly fifteen is a bit...I dunno...against the law?

'Nearly half his age', DS, nearly half his age.

[The Region Legion]

How on earth did you allow a clear one night stand with some piece of jailbait turn into a relationship where she's actually inviting her friends round to your place for parties??

[The Widow of Brid]

I guess this thread does prompt some sort of debate, albeit a slightly crap one. What do VWs think is the biggest age gap in a relationship and for it still to work. I've talked to people about this before and i've heard as little as a couple of years and as many as twenty.

Shared interests and outlook are the main things that contribute to a relationship working, I think. They're almost always going to be more important than age. I mean, if you're 22 with a low sex drive and an obsession with Ancient Sumarian art which dominates your life to the exclusion of almost everything else then a 73 year old professor of art history (specialising in Ancient Sumaria) is probably going to be a better match than most 22 year olds. If you don't have many hobbies or interests, and rely on shared experiences to bond with people then you're probably going to require someone aproximately your own age as the bare minimum for a match (and will likely have the best chance of a sucessful match with someone who is aproximately your age, class, ethnicity and was raised in the same area).


I always think that the formula could be roughly this *peter snow voice* andremebethisisjustabitoffun...

Shared interests (hobbies and such) = 100 pts max

Shared outlook
(long term goals, unspoken things you regard as 'common sense') = 100 pts max

Sexual compatability
(Do you share kinks? Will your ringtone render them impotent?) = 100 pts max

The sucessful relationship would have a minimum of 225 points, with no less than 50 in each category

So that's the Mrs Trousers 'relationships treated as a GURPS character creation sheet' theory, anyway.


I had other stuff to say on the matter, but I'm boring myself now.

(There was a thread specifically about this a while back, but I'm buggered if I can find it).

[Mr. Analytical]

So that's the Mrs Trousers 'relationships treated as a GURPS character creation sheet' theory, anyway.

  I want you.

[no_offenc]

'Nearly half his age', DS, nearly half his age.

Indeed. 13 IS nearly half of 30.

[biggytitbo]

Today's 17 year old girls are incredibly boring, stupid, vacuous, annoying and dull. I don't think I could spend more than 2 minutes in their company without becoming very very irritated. Every single stupid thing they think and like would make me either depressed or angry. A lot of them do have really really great arses, but i think I've passed the 'arse tipping point' where the quality of the arse no longer outweighs the idiocy of the person attached to it. The older I get the more I realise that younger girls are only attractive in the same way puppies are cute. They're hyperactive,  can't behave themselves and they can't sit still for 2 minutes. And you try to rub their noses in their own turds and they do not like it.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

TC, you ought to turn that experience into a comic strip!  And have a cat in it.

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Bloke walks through the woods at the dead of night, holding the hand of a seven-year old girl.  "I'm scared", says she.


"YOU'RE scared?  I've got to walk back on my own!

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[Pseudopath]

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What's the best thing about shagging twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them

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[boxofslice]

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What's the best thing about shagging twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them

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Earlier today it was six now its one!

[Pseudopath]

Earlier today it was six now its one!

Bugger...sorry about that. I didn't realise I'd missed the bottom of the last page. Has anyone done this one?

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Two paedophiles are sitting on a park bench when a nine-year old girl skips past. One turns to the other and says, "I bet she was a looker in her day."

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[rudi]

What's the worst thing about shagging a ten year old?

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Well, you know, you'll probably go to jail, and, even if you really cared for her, it'd be a terrible secret to carry around with you and there's so little chance in it working out eventually. I mean, isn't all this obvious to you? For Christs's sake man...

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[Analrapist]

What's the best thing about shagging?

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I wish I knew, I wish I knew...

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[rudi]

What's the best thing about shagging?

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I wish I knew, I wish I knew...

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Well, if you gave up the anal raping and met a nice man/woman/welsh person with a proper job.........

[ziggy starbucks]

whats the best thing about shagging a midget

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you get the thrill of paedophilia without the anxiety of prison and public shame

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[Sheldon Finklestein]

What's the best thing about not shagging a younger woman?

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You can always go on the internet and pretend you are, under the pretense of complaining!

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[massive_bereavement]

I ended up getting sucked into believing it was more than that.

That's blow-jobs for you. I swear by the 'your age/2+7' formula.

[Notlob]

What's the best thing about shagging nineteen year olds?

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Oh, wait. That doesn't work.

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