I Just Joined

[Freddie]

Alas, You guys are too witty for me, but this site is great.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Wayne, what's your opinion of Freddie?

[Captain Crunch]

Good evening.  You can tell all your new friends all about yourself here:

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=181.msg2563#msg2563

Enjoy your stay.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Welcome on board- there's a 'Hello I'm New Thread' somewhere where you fill in details about yourself, a sort of cross between Center Parcs and a refugee camp- ghastly but fun.

[Freddie]

Ah, sorry didn't notice that. Cheers.

[wherearethespoons]

Ah, sorry didn't notice that. Cheers.

Nah, fuck 'em. You want to start a new thread you go for it*.

Cheers to CaledonianGonzo for making me laugh so much just then.

Welcome Freddie.


*Ultimately it's up to Neil, so he'll probably kick me up the arse for this.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Fuck off. We've got enough people around here. I like me for example. I'm people.

[Lady Beaner]

He smells better than Chutney Ferret - can we keep him?

[weekender]

I fucking hate these "Look at me I'm new" posts.   I mean, what are you expecting, as a new person?  Everyone to carp round you going "ooh, ooh, he's new, let's be nice" or "ooh, ooh, he's feisty, let's challenge him", those are the general new person posting options.  Then you get existing posters going "ooh, he's new, let's keep him/her".

Either way, what's the fucking point?  Just get on with it and make a fucking post about something that interests you, stop the pretence that being new precludes you from that, don't expect attention etc - if you have something to say, say it for fuck's sake.

Get rid of the Morris avatar as well, you're not Chris Morris and you never will be.

That said, welcome.  Seriously, just join in.

[Freddie]

Not at all no!

I'm a girl by the way.

[weekender]

Yeah, great, well done.  Would you like a fucking biscuit or something?

_{I'm sorry, I'm a girl too, and it's my time of the month.  I'm nice really, I'm just very menstrual at the moment.}

[ziggy starbucks]

there are a lot of girls on the site, there's safety in numbers!

I'm a girl too and I would like a biscuit (see my rather embarrassing admission in the trouble at school thread)

[alan nagsworth]

You're a girl? We've... discussed anal hygiene together! I thought it was strictly a bloke thing...

[Small Man Big Horse]

Not at all no!

I'm a girl by the way.

Welcome aboard! You'll find the "Let's share photos of our breasts" thread in the Picture Box forum, as a girl myself I found it fascinating reading. If you can't find it, feel free to start a new one btw.

_{God I feel so dirty just typing the above.}

[wherearethespoons]

I'm a girl by the way.

You should have said that at the start. Now, I like you.

[ziggy starbucks]

You're a girl? We've... discussed anal hygiene together! I thought it was strictly a bloke thing...

many women don't wipe their bottoms

but I do

[alan nagsworth]

Now I'm even more confused! I thought women wiped after everything, including silent farts?

[boki]

Not at all no!

I'm a girl by the way.

^{(You might not want to say that too loudly to a bunch of people who are on the net on a Friday night)}

[Glebe]

Hello Freddie! I bet your a bit of a 'dreamer' (as in the old rock and roll band 'Freddy and the Dreamers, *dodges rotten tomatoes*)!

[Futurebobbers]

I hate this stereotyping of Friday night internet users as sad, antisocial virgins. I'm online now because I can't use the computer on the sabbath.

[Glebe]

Hahahaha!! Best silly username/avatar combo ever!

[boki]

I hate this stereotyping of Friday night internet users as sad, antisocial virgins. I'm online now because I can't use the computer on the sabbath.

Well of course, we're not all like that, but the ratio's bound to go up just a little, y'know.

[doug st. john]

Yeah, great, well done.  Would you like a fucking biscuit or something?

If women get a biscuit what do men get, a racing car?

Surely a bitch gets a biscuit, oh i see the link.

[drberbatov]

there are women on this board.............. holy moly !!!

[Hypodeemic Nerdle]

there are women on this board.............. holy moly !!!

They're going to end up with synchronised menstrual cycles because of this thread.  You don't want to be around when that happens.

[boki]

If women get a biscuit what do men get, a racing car?

Surely a bitch gets a biscuit, oh i see the link.

Never accept a biscuit off of weekender unless you've followed its entire journey from sealed packet to your hand.

[weekender]

Fucking hell.  You masturbate in ONE biscuit factory, and suddenly you're labelled for life.

[boki]

Fucking hell.  You masturbate in ONE biscuit factory, and suddenly you're labelled for life.

You shouldn't have done it so close to the packaging machine, then.

boom, and if I may, boom

[Borboski]

How do I get a "woman" to go to bed and stop watching "Dirty Dancing: Havana"?

[boxofslice]

How do I get a "woman" to go to bed and stop watching "Dirty Dancing: Havana"?

Ask Wayne.