Brass Eye - Ghosts

[Saucer51]

Considering the mass hysteria and bandwagon jumping concerning the supernatural over the past few years, wouldn't it be a great topic for Brass Eye to cover?

[Dark Sky]

Sure, why not!

[Saucer51]

Tonight - Ghouls or Guff? Apparitions Schmappitions?

Cue lots of attention seeking haunt victims who can't explain how ghosts walk through their walls but don't fall through the floorboards.

Chris Morris: "So Mr Perkins. The ghost in your house, whom you've called Darren, is doomed to appear at the anniversary of his death every year?"
Mr Perkins: "Yes, that's right."
CM: Bit convenient, isn't it? One year, no more no less? Doesn't Darren know about planetary shift?
MP: He's from the 16th century.
CM: So he's minding his own business in the spirit world when he's suddenly called by a cosmic alarm clock to go and perform his haunting duties based purely on the orbit of the sun?
MP: Er...
CM: Who sets that alarm clock, Mr Perkins?