[ignore]

[The Boston Crab]

dp

[alan nagsworth]

Am I missing an in-joke here with this "ignore my post" stuff? Or is it a painstakingly obvious joke? Either way I wanna know what this is all about.

[duckorange]

dp

double penetration?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

dirty penis

[alan nagsworth]

Nah, it's [ignore]

(don't, please)

[The Boston Crab]

[boring]I started writing the Mario thread and pressed send by accident halfway through. Then by the time I'd finished nagsworth had already replied so I didn't want to arouse too much confusion by pasting it into the first post.[/boring]

[alan nagsworth]

Oh right. Ignore what I said then.

[boxofslice]

If you notice this notice you'll notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

[wherearethespoons]

I haven't noticed a thing.

[Neville Chamberlain]

...I didn't want to arouse too much...

I sense an enormous amount of pent-up sexual tension on the board today.

[Ambient Sheep]

I sense an enormous amount of pent-up sexual tension on the board today.

and

why do people reply to these threads?
why do people reply to these tags?
why do people?
why???

remind me of this old chestnut:

Oh please do not touch me there!
Oh please do not touch me!
Oh please do not touch!
Oh please do not!
Oh please do!
Oh please!
Oh!

[Neville Chamberlain]

Now there's an old chestnut I've not seen before! Thanks, Ambient :-)

[Captain Crunch]

A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

Chuck disgusting things like that about and everyone will ignore all your posts in the end.

[buttgammon]

Oh, cool. An opportunity for me to post any bollocks I can think of to save this from going to waste and slipping off the front page of Picture Box.

Shame my mind's gone blank. Oh, well.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

hello

[buttgammon]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii theeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Niiiicccccceeeeee tooooo seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee IIIIIIII cannnnnnn extenddddd myyyyy worrrrrddddddddddddddddddssssssssssssss hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee asssssssss nobodddddddyyyyyy caresssssssssssssssssssss!!!!

[boxofslice]

Ah, a place to publish the first poem i ever wrote when i was 7 as no-one will ever read it.

HappyDog/Dead Dog

Once there was a happy dog
Who went out for a walk
He walked out on the motorway
Now he is a dead dog.

[buttgammon]

V.v. poignant indeed. Worthy of Keats or somebody (Was he a poet? I know nothing of poetry).

So now for some personal poetry of my own:

Poems, poems, poetry,
Published in books which are made from paper which comes from trees,
Something tells me I don't really know rhythm or rhyme,
But at least I can tell the bloody time.

[LeboviciAB84]

V.v. poignant indeed. Worthy of Keats or somebody (Was he a poet? I know nothing of poetry).

He was an estate agent, you fucking ignorant twat.

[Uncle TechTip]

Now there's 18 replies I can't help but click.

[rjd2]

I sense an enormous amount of pent-up sexual tension on the board today.

Heh PM me for cyber! I'l start my laptop is really nice......

[buttgammon]

He was an estate agent, you fucking ignorant twat.

Maybe he liked writing poetry as a hobby?

[actwithoutwords]

Ignore my cock.

[rjd2]

Ignore my cock.

But its so big!!

[Santa's Boyfriend]

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

He was an estate agent, you fucking ignorant twat.

Well if a person is going to be ignorant, this would be the place to do it.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

You're all twats. Except buttgammon. You have very nice hair.

[rjd2]

You're all twats. Except buttgammon. You have very nice hair.

And to think I was going to compliment your conterversial cock and bottom. Oh well no gay internet sex for you!

[chocky909]

TL:DR

[Santa's Boyfriend]

DVDA