Is this ever going to be out of the news? (Diana... again!)

[alan nagsworth]

Yeah, the last smile you were able to get your filthy hands on, you intruding cunts.

They reckon she was covering something up, her smile meant something important... what, that she was having a good day? Sharing an amusing joke? Dodi farted in the lift? Who the fuck cares, she's dead and so should the inquest be.

[mycroft]

The smile's due to the line of idiot powder she just snorted off Dodi's dick, shirley?

[Paaaaul]

I find it amusing that after years of moaning about the paparazzi hounding her, all your Express/Mail/OK readers are going to get an inquest that seems to be based upon showing a jury loads of photos and videos made by the paparazzi.

[chocky909]

I keep clicking on this thread thinking someone's posted in the Maddy thread. A bit annoying that.

[alan nagsworth]

I find it amusing that after years of moaning about the paparazzi hounding her, all your Express/Mail/OK readers are going to get an inquest that seems to be based upon showing a jury loads of photos and videos made by the paparazzi.

That's true. There was a double-page spread in the Mail yesterday with photos of the driver clearly having a whale of a time, whooping and such, all because it was "THE LAST PHOTO! DUN DUN DUUUUN!" And of course it's made all the more exciting because a puff of Di's hair can be scene protruding from behind what'shisface's chair. I mean, christ, these people must press their faces against the newspaper and imagine themselves sat on the dashboard of the car, just to feel like a part of it, because looking at these pictures makes me want even less to do with it.

I keep clicking on this thread thinking someone's post in the Maddy thread. A bit annoying that.

I'm a devious bugger like that. Muahaha etc

[Kapuscinski]

The Mail on Wednesday had a double page spread of colour photos of the crash, even naming the police on the scene and their relationships to each other.

[alan nagsworth]

Stop copying me! (Awaits an echo)

[surreal]

Surely the last photo would be of the autopsy?

[alan nagsworth]

Depends, did she have a rigor mortis smile etched into her face? If not then I don't think the Mail readers are interested.

[CaledonianGonzo]

A friend of mine works for the Express, and she confirms that the Daily Ex-Princess's constant hammering of the story is due to Desmond's friendship with Al-Fayed.  I've got no proof for this other than hearsay, but apparently sales of the Express do dip slightly when there's a Diana cover (about once a week), but generally high sales do buoy them through it.  Apart from in Scotland, where sales plummet and complaints go through the roof every time Diana's on the cover.

[Paaaaul]

..........when there's a Diana cover (about once a week)...........

It's every Monday usually.

[biggytitbo]

Dodi may well have cracked a good joke just seconds before Di was violently smashed to bits inside the car, so we don't know it was her last smile

[alan nagsworth]

Everyone knows she loves the sensation of jizz on her chin, so it's blatantly obvious that her last smile was not in the lift.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Hard to believe this isn't a mong:

[Joy Nktonga]

That is the best Daily Express cover pastiche I have ever seen, complete with over exaggerated slogans headlines concerning the things England should be terrified of. Brilliant. The knowledge that it is not what I thought it was is somewhat unsettling.


Edit: I had to come back and change "Daily Mail" in to "Daily Express" as the two seem so interchangeable sometimes my brain seems to blend the two together.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

PC going mad, Diana, asylum seekers, gypsies and a pretty dead girl? Too perfect to be real, surely?

[chand]

PC going mad, Diana, asylum seekers, gypsies and a pretty dead girl? Too perfect to be real, surely?

Pretty middle-class dead girl murdered by drug-crazed scum, to boot.

It's a genuine front page. That paragraph at the top always makes me want to shout 'It's hard to believe because it's not true!'.

[CaledonianGonzo]

It may not be genuine - it does seem too 'perfect' - but it is the 'sample' front page on Wikipedia's Daily Express entry, and has been for a while.

[Uncle TechTip]

BBC says it's true. Hard to believe they can get away with printing this shit for two years or more. Why hasn't the markeht driven the thing into the ground.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

In August, the Express was shifting 827,491 copies a day.

Of the proper newspapers, only the Telegraph sells more.

What a country we live in.

[Still Not George]

In August, the Express was shifting 827,491 copies a day.

Of the proper newspapers, only the Telegraph sells more.

What a country we live in.

On the plus side, there are more than 59 million people in Britain who don't buy the Express.

[Kapuscinski]

On the plus side, there are more than 59 million people in Britain who don't buy the Express.

The good news is the readership for the Express is falling, as many of the people it appeals to are fifty or over.

Plus I think most people in Britain now see the Express as a joke.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

It's mere mention on Question Time tonight got a laugh from the audience. It's essentially Britain's Weekly World News.

[ccbaxter]

Last Friday's Express front-page was surely the peak:


Madeleine.
Diana.
Immigrants.
And crazy "something-must-be-done" weather.

"HOUSE!"

[Don_Preston]

Shame cant actually see the picture. The best newspaper in the world...

[LeboviciAB84]

Try this, Don_Preston:

[Neil]

Would make a good photoshop challenge for the new creativity forum, if anyone fancies starting one!?

[LeboviciAB84]

Like this?



Is that Bernhard Standard Bold Condensed?

[quadraspazzed]

IMMIGRANTS WHO BUILT WEATHER MACHINE THAT CAUSED DIANA'S DEATH STOLE MADDIE WITH HOMEMADE TORNADO.

PAID FOR BY YOUR TAXES.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Lebovici's cheating!