Author Topic: Classic TV mongments.  (Read 2933 times)

Glebe

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Classic TV mongments.
« on: November 02, 2007, 03:28:17 AM »


The Goodies falling through the bar.



Noseybonk getting drunk and insulting feminists on After Dark.



Captain Manwaring calling for the crucifiction of gays live on The Word.



Will Self does the "Four Handles!" sketch.

Don_Preston

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2007, 10:34:53 AM »
Remember classic Vaudeville act Wilson, Keppel and Betty??



alan nagsworth

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2007, 12:36:22 PM »


Always one for playing up to a crowd, TC could hardly ignore the goading in the tags of his own thread, urging him to jump the shark eating Mike Reid.

Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2007, 02:10:34 PM »


That dance.

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2007, 09:22:26 PM »


"Don't mention Operation Ore!"


I've gotta say, TC, that one's actually fantastic!

TC Raymond

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2007, 05:15:59 PM »
I've gotta say, TC, that one's actually fantastic!

And still it didn't come out anywhere near as good as I'd planned!

puffy

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2007, 06:56:19 PM »
I thought you and your dignity were leaving us?

buttgammon

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2007, 07:24:18 PM »
Well, to be fair one of those has left for good.

Glebe

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2007, 10:47:38 PM »
An eighties special:



1981: The Queen's denouncing of gypsies is
thankfully overshadowed by the royal wedding.




1982: Jim Davidson causes a big of bargy on a Falklands visit.



1983: The biggest UK TV show prize ever
is awarded on Noel's Funtime Saturday Show.




1984: In order to take on saucy Channel 4 in the ratings war,
the BBC launch their first ever show shown after 11:30
PM: Mike Smith's Late Night Video Pops Hour.

Nothing happened for a few years, and then....



1989: Neil Kinnock unveils his new image on TV: a power
dresser who likes the trendy new pop acts.
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Glebe

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2007, 02:21:51 AM »
More monged moments:



1969: Richard "The Cannibal" Nixon roasts astronauts for supper.



1983: At a Conservative Party convention, Ted Heath openly
shows his contempt for new Tory leader Roland Rat.




1986: Controversial Canadian comic Michael Myers
cameos on The Wide Awake Club.




1994: OJ Simpson escapes crime scene in a wheelchair.

TC Raymond

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2007, 02:36:30 PM »


Richard Baker announces the sudden death of Blue Peter legend Joey Deacon, whose last words were "Myurr nurrgh gurrrgh".

Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2007, 06:33:21 PM »
Osama's threat to England was closer then any of us could have known...


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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2007, 08:04:51 PM »
That's right, demonising Ireland once again. You bastards!

TC Raymond

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2007, 03:16:02 PM »

Lfbarfe

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 03:20:30 PM »
Richard Baker announces the sudden death of Blue Peter legend Joey Deacon, whose last words were "Myurr nurrgh gurrrgh".

That's Richard Whitmore, for fuck's sake.

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2007, 03:24:32 PM »
That's Richard Whitmore, for fuck's sake.

Well, I only got the surname wrong!

I got all confuzzled because I've just watched episode one of 'There's A Lot Of It About' again with Spike Milligan impersonating Richard Baker with big specs on for some reason.

Lfbarfe

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2007, 07:16:53 PM »
Well, I only got the surname wrong!

That's what the armed policeman at Stockwell said.

Glebe

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2007, 12:54:18 AM »


Punk rocker Sid James uses offensive
language on Bill Grundy show.




Sinead O' Connor causes outrage when
she tears up a picture of Tim Allen on SNL.

alan nagsworth

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Re: Classic TV mongments.
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2007, 04:47:37 AM »
MS PAINT WORK-MONG


Muhammad Ali knocks Michael Parkinson out in the first minute of the first round of their charity fight.

The event was put together by the two great men to raise money for Parkinson's Disease, which the chat show host had invented the previous year.

Parkinson, who suffered a shattered cheek bone, a broken nose and temporary blindness in his left eye, was surprisingly cheerful about the whole thing.
     After the fight, he said "Ali was great, I just told him to imagine I was just another opponent, to let it all out and not hold back. I knew what a scamp he is and knew he'd hold me to it, so as a precaution I slipped a slow-release capsule of the latest strain of my disease into his pre-match pint of milk. Sadly, the capsule's slow-release was set to thirty years instead of minutes! Imagine my face when he emerged into his corner of the ring, unaltered and still on full form!"