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Classic TV mongments.

Started by Glebe, November 02, 2007, 03:28:17 AM

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Glebe



The Goodies falling through the bar.



Noseybonk getting drunk and insulting feminists on After Dark.



Captain Manwaring calling for the crucifiction of gays live on The Word.



Will Self does the "Four Handles!" sketch.

Don_Preston

Remember classic Vaudeville act Wilson, Keppel and Betty??



alan nagsworth



Always one for playing up to a crowd, TC could hardly ignore the goading in the tags of his own thread, urging him to jump the shark eating Mike Reid.


Helvetica Scenario

Quote from: [banned troll] on November 03, 2007, 01:36:08 PM


"Don't mention Operation Ore!"


I've gotta say, TC, that one's actually fantastic!

TC Raymond

Quote from: Helvetica Scenario on November 05, 2007, 09:22:26 PM
I've gotta say, TC, that one's actually fantastic!

And still it didn't come out anywhere near as good as I'd planned!

puffy

I thought you and your dignity were leaving us?

buttgammon

Well, to be fair one of those has left for good.

Glebe

#8
An eighties special:



1981: The Queen's denouncing of gypsies is
thankfully overshadowed by the royal wedding.




1982: Jim Davidson causes a big of bargy on a Falklands visit.



1983: The biggest UK TV show prize ever
is awarded on Noel's Funtime Saturday Show.




1984: In order to take on saucy Channel 4 in the ratings war,
the BBC launch their first ever show shown after 11:30
PM: Mike Smith's Late Night Video Pops Hour.

Nothing happened for a few years, and then....



1989: Neil Kinnock unveils his new image on TV: a power
dresser who likes the trendy new pop acts.

Glebe

More monged moments:



1969: Richard "The Cannibal" Nixon roasts astronauts for supper.



1983: At a Conservative Party convention, Ted Heath openly
shows his contempt for new Tory leader Roland Rat.




1986: Controversial Canadian comic Michael Myers
cameos on The Wide Awake Club.




1994: OJ Simpson escapes crime scene in a wheelchair.

TC Raymond



Richard Baker announces the sudden death of Blue Peter legend Joey Deacon, whose last words were "Myurr nurrgh gurrrgh".

Artemis

Osama's threat to England was closer then any of us could have known...


quadraspazzed

That's right, demonising Ireland once again. You bastards!

TC Raymond


Lfbarfe

Quote from: [banned troll] on November 13, 2007, 02:36:30 PM
Richard Baker announces the sudden death of Blue Peter legend Joey Deacon, whose last words were "Myurr nurrgh gurrrgh".

That's Richard Whitmore, for fuck's sake.

TC Raymond

Quote from: Lfbarfe on November 14, 2007, 03:20:30 PM
That's Richard Whitmore, for fuck's sake.

Well, I only got the surname wrong!

I got all confuzzled because I've just watched episode one of 'There's A Lot Of It About' again with Spike Milligan impersonating Richard Baker with big specs on for some reason.

Lfbarfe

Quote from: [banned troll] on November 14, 2007, 03:24:32 PM
Well, I only got the surname wrong!

That's what the armed policeman at Stockwell said.

Glebe



Punk rocker Sid James uses offensive
language on Bill Grundy show.




Sinead O' Connor causes outrage when
she tears up a picture of Tim Allen on SNL.

alan nagsworth

MS PAINT WORK-MONG


Muhammad Ali knocks Michael Parkinson out in the first minute of the first round of their charity fight.

The event was put together by the two great men to raise money for Parkinson's Disease, which the chat show host had invented the previous year.

Parkinson, who suffered a shattered cheek bone, a broken nose and temporary blindness in his left eye, was surprisingly cheerful about the whole thing.
     After the fight, he said "Ali was great, I just told him to imagine I was just another opponent, to let it all out and not hold back. I knew what a scamp he is and knew he'd hold me to it, so as a precaution I slipped a slow-release capsule of the latest strain of my disease into his pre-match pint of milk. Sadly, the capsule's slow-release was set to thirty years instead of minutes! Imagine my face when he emerged into his corner of the ring, unaltered and still on full form!"