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I'm leaving - to hell with you all

Started by TC Raymond, November 06, 2007, 04:14:36 PM

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Neil, Good morning and welcome back to the poll!

Neil, Close the bloody door
2 (4.3%)
Neil, Close the god-damn thread
2 (4.3%)
Neil, CLOSE THE MOTHEREFFIN FORUM
1 (2.2%)
Neil, Hot Potato!
2 (4.3%)
Neil, I quite like The Wiggles
3 (6.5%)
Neil, I think they're shit
1 (2.2%)
Neil, LambFruit
5 (10.9%)
Neil, WHY DON'T YOU
2 (4.3%)
Neil, Fine, fuck this I'm off
0 (0%)
Neil, ENJOY YOUR TWITCHING BOARD, CORPSES!
8 (17.4%)
Neil, Argh my arse
0 (0%)
Neil, So, what have we learnt?
1 (2.2%)
Neil, Why are we still posting in this thread?
2 (4.3%)
Neil, please ban [banned troll]
9 (19.6%)
Neil's big lovely cock
4 (8.7%)
Neil, Neil! - Orange Peel!
4 (8.7%)
Neil, I mean that in a non-sectarian way.
2 (4.3%)
Neil portrudes from a boy's bottom
0 (0%)
Neil, Is he still fucking here?
3 (6.5%)
Neil, since when do I have this power?
1 (2.2%)
Neil, can I bang your sister?
4 (8.7%)
Neil, the bathroom's free. Unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta
3 (6.5%)
Neil, what's the maximum options a poll can have?
0 (0%)
Neil, do you think they'll break my balls?
0 (0%)
Neil, where's Wally?
0 (0%)
Neil, why have Waspy's Wife tags got so shit?
1 (2.2%)
Neil, Eat a Pork Pie in a Mosque
5 (10.9%)
Neil, this place has become a clique.
1 (2.2%)
Neil Pye
1 (2.2%)
Neil, ¿qué pasa con los de corazón partido?
0 (0%)
Neil, what's going on?
0 (0%)
Neil, what's it to you, pissface?
0 (0%)
Neil Neil Neil
0 (0%)
BIG BOUNCING BUTTOCKS!!!
1 (2.2%)
An tSaoi
3 (6.5%)

Total Members Voted: 46

Little Hoover

Quote from: ziggy starbucks on November 13, 2007, 03:23:04 PM
who is having all the gay fantasies about neil and putting them in the poll?


Graham Linehan?

Backstage With Slowdive



Lady Beaner


Little Hoover


Backstage With Slowdive

I've always imagined Neil to be exactly the same as the Young Ones character Neil, which is why angry threads like this play very oddly in my mind's ear.

Hypodeemic Nerdle

That last three-option edit's not mine.

TC Raymond

Quote from: Backstage With Slowdive on November 13, 2007, 04:40:45 PM
I've always imagined Neil to be exactly the same as the Young Ones character Neil, which is why angry threads like this play very oddly in my mind's ear.



alan nagsworth

Fuck, I'd almost forgotten what he looked like until you posted that picture. Above and beyond the call of duty as usual, you LEG-END.

Artemis

Why are any of us allowed to edit the poll? I like it.

bennett

Quote from: Artemis on November 13, 2007, 05:47:09 PM
Why are any of us allowed to edit the poll? I like it.

I like your style.  It's got to be the drunken glaswegian, surely.

Little Hoover

oh come on, who changed everything, I was so happy with Neil, me and one cup.

Backstage With Slowdive

Quote from: Little Hoover on November 13, 2007, 05:59:07 PM
oh come on, who changed everything, I was so happy with Neil, me and one cup.

Why not Two Neils One Cup?

chand

Quote from: [banned troll] on November 13, 2007, 02:57:51 PMcuntdrum.

Man, you're not even trying any more. For shame, TC, for shame. Maybe you should take a week off from the forum and put your mind to making up combinations of swearwords and inanimate objects/musical instruments that have a bit of élan to them, instead of lazily phoning in the odd 'twatbassoon'.

Little Hoover



Lfbarfe

Ah, but 'cuntdrum' is the opposite of 'non-cuntdrum', which is what they have at the end of 'Countdown', I think you'll find, actually, yes, no?

Brad

What did Waspy do exactly to deserve all the waspy's wife tags?

Baxter

A man touched his wife's arse, so he punched the man's face until it didn't look like a face anymore and both he and the man were crying.