We Haven't Had A Limerick Thread In Ages

[Angst in my Pants]

He startled them all with a stunt.

[actwithoutwords]

There was a street urchin from Riyadh

[Don_Preston]

Who was very much a bounder and cad

[Jemble Fred]

He horsewhipped his dog,

[ziggy starbucks]

then gave it a snog

[Don_Preston]

See, Debbie McGee, it's not just a fad

[LeboviciAB84]

A magical tramp from Dumbarton

[cleverjake]

Kept all of his teeth in a carton

[Jemble Fred]

,

His hips in a skip,

[Anon]

And his nips in those hips

[chocky909]

And his magic wand painted in Tartan

[Monkeyfucker]

Ohhh ive never been in this forum bit!

Start.

There once was a sexy verbwhore

[Clone Army]

Who began a thread: "Fuck you, Al Gore"

[Joy Nktonga]

But the opening post

[mook]

Was a syllable shorter than most

[Neville Chamberlain]

Though if this is true we're not sure

...


There was an old tosser from Yeovil

[Joy Nktonga]

Who asked his mate "where do you go, Bill?"

[Jemble Fred]

When you're needed at home

[alan nagsworth]

Don't hang up when I phone,

[Don_Preston]

I'm sorry you come from Yeovil, Neville

[Neville Chamberlain]

I'm sorry you come from BANES, Don.

...

There was a young duckling called Wilf

[alan nagsworth]

His mother was regarded a 'DILF'

[mook]

She was gang-raped by Drakes

[Jemble Fred]

Which gave her the shakes

[Joy Nktonga]

So her cockney friend called for the filf.

[Jemble Fred]

Was there ever a vicar like Bernie?

[Don_Preston]

Like Clive Anderson, was once an attourney



Posted on: December 20, 2007, 05:28:34 PM

I'm sorry you come from BANES, Don.

You can't just add a 6th line to a limerick, you wally!

[alan nagsworth]

Was Jack Dee a baker?

[Don_Preston]

And Tommy Ramone a toy maker?

[ziggy starbucks]

but Kilroy was lead singer for Journey