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Mong the shit out of each other

Started by alan nagsworth, January 30, 2008, 05:42:53 AM

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ziggy starbucks


quadraspazzed

Give that man an Oscar.

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Neville Chamberlain

Quote from: ziggy starbucks on February 01, 2008, 05:03:10 PM


welcome to my fantasies

Well I'm not happy with that! I want to be pleasured by Fry, not Artemis!

Fry

That was the best thing I have ever seen. The entrance of my mum actually made me fall on the floor.

Koant


explodingvinyl

Quote from: Famous Mortimer on February 01, 2008, 01:43:10 PM
I apologise, but I'm an ugly fucker so it's probably for the best.

Um, not to sound lascivious, but no. You are absolutely not.

Borboski

What does lascivious even mean?  I've never heard anyone say it out loud?

E.g, "You lascivious fucking fucker, you!".

Small Man Big Horse

I'd never heard it either, but thanks to dictionary.com you can translate explodingvinyl's message as "Yo, I haven't got the horn for you or nuffin, but you ain't ugly at all baby, you a hottie".

explodingvinyl

Borbs: Eh? Really? You've never heard lascivious (La-siv-ee-us)? 
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lascivious

SMBH: I would never, ever say something like that. Ever.

Small Man Big Horse

You should, then when you talk to the youth of today they're mildly disturbed and have no idea what you're on about!

explodingvinyl

Fun!

p.s. I've just reread your translation of my post and I'm afraid I have to disagree, I totally have the horn for him.

Small Man Big Horse

But then you shouldn't have used the word "lascivious" and confused me - damn you!

Famous Mortimer

Quote from: explodingvinyl on February 11, 2008, 12:14:02 AM
Fun!

p.s. I've just reread your translation of my post and I'm afraid I have to disagree, I totally have the horn for him.
*immediately PMs phone number, address, credit card details, etc.*


Hank_Kingsley


Famous Mortimer

Quote from: Hank_Kingsley on February 11, 2008, 06:51:54 PM
F.M is a bear! RAAAAWR.
But only a Gentle Ben-style one. By the way, does anyone else when they see the kid from "Gentle Ben" go "Oy! That's Gentle Ben there!" a bit like saying Frankenstein instead of Frankenstein's monster? Or is it just me?

Neville Chamberlain

I think it's just you!

You won't catch me falling into a trap like that, you crappy-children's-programme-main-character-confusing fuckface!

rudi

Quote from: Famous MortimerNo, wait. That wasn't me, it was a bloke down the pub. I just pretended to get a reaction.

Captain Crunch

God I'm properly confused now.  Famous Mortimer, didn't [banned troll] keep calling you Napoleon Dynamite?  And wasn't that because you were a skinny speccy blonde dude?  Which you're not.  Or I am I thinking about someone else?

Aaaanyway, here's a little gift for you, explodingvinyl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycZ9N3eeiZY

Famous Mortimer

Quote from: Captain Crunch on February 14, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
God I'm properly confused now.  Famous Mortimer, didn't [banned troll] keep calling you Napoleon Dynamite?  And wasn't that because you were a skinny speccy blonde dude?  Which you're not.  Or I am I thinking about someone else?

It's because I said I liked it, and in his mind that was the same as being him.

explodingvinyl

Quote from: Captain Crunch on February 14, 2008, 08:17:24 PM

Aaaanyway, here's a little gift for you, explodingvinyl:


You're a good person, always thinking of me.