Sex face

[Famous Mortimer]

Try and pause a DVD to get one of those moments when it appears the person in question is pulling a sex face, print screen, upload it somewhere and share it here. I've got this one from an episode of "Vids", of co-presenter Stef looking like he's being pleasured from underneath the desk.



Or if this is a shitty idea, please let it slide into obscurity.

[mook]

Well I'm going to play your game FM, even if no other fucker will.

Jerusalem artichoke-headed fruit and veg botherer Greg from Masterchef is a natural for the 'O' face. It appears you only need offer him a whiff of a Fondant Fancy and he's splattering all and sundry with his crème anglais.

Here he goes, he's building up a head of steam.




That's a weight off baldy, feel better for that?

[Koant]

_{not a mong and not my work but still related to the theme: [noembed]Star Trek Orgasms[/noembed]}

[quadraspazzed]

Nagsy jizzes down his freshly washed jeans.

[mook]

Tragically there wasn't a single 'O' face pulled on yesterday's edition of Masterchef. Gregg* however managed to pull off what I can only describe as a full on rapeface when offered a Mudpie by a lissom 18yr old lass.

See.



And as to what is happening to his co-hort, well I'm not even going to hazard a guess.









*_{According to the Beeb that is how he chooses to spell his name. Three fucking G's in one five letter one syllable name is pushing it a tad as far as I'm concerned. Mark my words, this man cannot be trusted.}

[quadraspazzed]

Dr. Ooooooooohhhhh

[Ginyard]

[ziggy starbucks]

[terminallyrelaxed]

*_{According to the Beeb that is how he chooses to spell his name. Three fucking G's in one five letter one syllable name is pushing it a tad as far as I'm concerned. Mark my words, this man cannot be trusted.}

We just call them Brazilian and Hollywood in my house. Because they're a pair of cunts.

[ziggy starbucks]

a see this kind of face a lot during sex

[Koant]

http://perkypants.org/blog/2007/11/18/john-howard-facing-defeat/
(via badscience miniblog)

[alan nagsworth]

Haha Koant that's brilliant! If someone wants to storm this thread with sex faces, they would need to look no further than Eddie Murphy - Raw.

[Spang!]

Greg again:

[Dragon]

TDT is full of them. You get one nearly every time you pause it when Chris is on screen.

[quadraspazzed]

[Blue Jam]

TDT is full of them. You get one nearly every time you pause it when Chris is on screen.

The X Factor auditions are full of them too, whenever I've been scrolling through them looking for Simon Cowell avatars I've noted a selection of sex faces, and plenty of leers thrown in for good measure. It's the way he bites on that pen.

[Small Man Big Horse]

I had a better Dean Venture one as well, but considering his age I thought it best not to post.

[jaydee81]

I wanted to play, so I found this in the video for Pato Banton's Baby Come Back (the title seemed appropriate)

[roman candle]

Jerri Blank!

[Shane G]

[Artemis]

This is what it could be like.



She has no idea what she's missing out on.

[Gradual Decline]

[Cerys]

Agh!  Mouth roaches!

[purlieu]

The sight many a seventeen year old scene girl has seen when looking up with a mouth full of rAnDom JiZz.

[Artemis]

Fuck, I hate that cunt.