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Porno - NSFW

Started by Nearly Annually, April 15, 2004, 05:41:11 PM

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Nearly Annually

Regular readers will know I attended collage at a pubic school.


When I first saw this ...



... I thought I'd try a logical response, and came up with this ...



... which must be roughly how gay men see the offending organ. It's a noo-noo nightmare.


Let's do dirty montages. Mount me mount me.

Edit: to remove "Collages" alright, any old prurient stuff will do

mr rou-rou

sweet jesus *crosses self*

those bludgeoning weapons have stunned me, I'm not sure I'll be back, is anyone else seeing these in smell-o-vision?

sproggy

This is a classic cry for help.

Either that or AY/NA is suffering from post natal 'num-num' deprivation.

Bogey

A festival of cocks!

That's going to make a beautiful birthday card for someone special. Thank you very much indeed.


I'm not actually a gaye you understand.

untitled_london

fucking hell - those cocks just look naaaaaasty.


bloody good job, top monging

:D

Nearly Annually

No no no no no no no no.

The cock bouquet is an interweb staple, or so I thought. Did the rounds about 3 years ago or more. The missus framed it and stuck it on our bedroom wall, ahem. The cunt carnage is mine though. Didn't take that long. C'mon folks, show us your parts. I know you can humour me, fanny.


Somewhere there's a bloke (I assume) who made a load of landscapes out of porn. They also incorporate a man with a pipe in his mouth, grinning. It's something vaguely political or something. He's not Larry Flint, the man, but someone like that. Maybe he's a man who tried to rid america of porn at some stage. Maybe he's a fictional man, because it's just the one, drawn image of his face, smoking one of those pipes, which crops up and is iterated around these iterated porno landscapes. The landscapes must have been done quite early nineties, technically speaking, but the pipe smoking man is thoroughly fifties. I got to these images the first time through Discordianism, Robert Anton Wilson and all that, but I can't seem to retrace my steps now. Anybody know owt about it?

TraceyQ

Oh Good God. I just died of a part attack.

Gamma Ray

Quote from: "Nearly Annually"Somewhere there's a bloke (I assume) who made a load of landscapes out of porn. They also incorporate a man with a pipe in his mouth, grinning. It's something vaguely political or something. He's not Larry Flint, the man, but someone like that. Maybe he's a man who tried to rid america of porn at some stage. Maybe he's a fictional man, because it's just the one, drawn image of his face, smoking one of those pipes, which crops up and is iterated around these iterated porno landscapes. The landscapes must have been done quite early nineties, technically speaking, but the pipe smoking man is thoroughly fifties. I got to these images the first time through Discordianism, Robert Anton Wilson and all that, but I can't seem to retrace my steps now. Anybody know owt about it?

That must be Bob Dobbs. He looks like this ...



He's ' that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN SALESMAN'S SHOES' according to the loons over at The Church of the PubGenius. I'm surprised that more people aren't aware of his work in the field of SLACK, to be honest. Maybe you'd like to have a read of their pamphlet and consider becoming an ordained minister. After all, any religion that has this to say ...

QuoteThe Church of the SubGenius is the PAN-RELIGION of the FUTURE, and REBELS against the namby-pamby, goody two-shoes "NEW AGE" and "AQUARIAN" ideals of most occult weirdos. Such people are fools, they do not curse, they have no understanding of the need for spiritual violence in this modern space-age a-go-go society.

... is fine by me.

No idea about the porn, that's not my 'bag'.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Ambient Sheep

Quote from: "Nearly Annually"... which must be roughly how gay men see the offending organ.
Hehehehehe!  Mind you, you do seem to have found some fairly nasty-looking specimens in there.  More like Fanny un-Splendids.

Your comment reminded me of a recent-ish interview I read with Boy George.  He said that he loves women, their softness and cuddliness, is a great fan of breasts, and he's sure that a vagina is a very nice place to stick your penis, but every time he's tried - and he has, several times - he's gone instantly limp.  Poor man.  I wonder why?

Oh, and when I saw the title of this thread I naturally assumed that it was simply a cheap excuse to re-post your picture of TraceyQ being worshipped.

As for the pipe-smoking man, yes Bob & The Church of the Sub-Genius as has been pointed out.  It's been around since at least the early 90s, as I remember going to see a local band that had adopted the Bob icon as their motif, but I have no idea what the porn connection's all about.  Maybe some third party porno person appropriated the image as a trademark without asking the Church?

untitled_london

okies first mong and all that - i thought i'd keep it simple & tame (read: as lame).



i'm sure i will up the standard in due course

:D

Nearly Annually

Oh how could I have forgotten the Church so easily? Me of little faith. Cheers Ray & Sheep.

Quote from: "Sheepster"Maybe some third party porno person appropriated the image as a trademark without asking the Church?
Probably. Still looking. There's a chap doing this kind of thing ...



(Clicky piccy.) Seems like quite a funny chap. A couple there for Cerys I think.

Quote from: "and he also"Mind you, you do seem to have found some fairly nasty-looking specimens in there.
My fave's the one in the middle with the clit ring. Not that I enjoy genital jewellery in real life. Find it a bit annoying.

Quote from: "TraceyQ"Oh Good God. I just died of a part attack.
I have taught you well, shite pun sister.

Mediocre Rich

Nice comments about his work.

I think my favourite is:-

Quote"What the Fuck is this horse bullsht? Are you gay? Gay mother fucker."

Surely these things are made up.

Nearly Annually

Not ignoring you per se, untitled_london - it's just that your mong is crap ;-p


(Now you've untitled London you're titling New York? Is that it? Well it's a bit off, I say.)

untitled_london

LMAO - tx for the encouragement nearly, i have no excuse.

Note to self: 5 minute mongs dont cut it here - must try harder

fanny splendid

Quote from: "Nearly Annually"C'mon folks, show us your parts. I know you can humour me, fanny.

Sir, you tarnish my reputation with your insinuations.

have some artistic dildos instead.


Patrick Caulfield


Gillian Wearing


David Hockney


Katsushika Hokusai


Damien Hirst


Rene Magritte


Gilbert & George


Sarah Lucas


Yves Klein


Frank Auerbach


Rachel Whiteread


Bridget Riley (tribute to Saturday tea-time)

mook

hehe, Fanny you really got your teeth into that thread as I remember.

Didn't you do a Mondrian one?

Nearly Annually

Yeah, and a Warhol, and another Riley, etc, etc. I've got them all saved for posterity.



I think bald quite suits him.

cptwhite

I think I'm going to be sick.

fanny splendid

Those were the only ones I could find.

I think I've just found the church I wish to attend.  The church of RatsCocks, and presumably bowler hats.  All the clergy dress like Steed and thrash Johnny Foreigner with their umbrellas.

Sublime stuff, fanny.  See, willies are great for monging.

fanny splendid

Well bugger me, look what I have found...


Bauhaus


Henri Matisse


Piet mondrian


Andy Warhol


Bridget Riley


Dan Robbins

The Mondrian is inspired.  <Inserts smileys to show appreciation.>

mr rou-rou


Krang

What the fuck is this. Where did it all go wrong?