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Therapeutic Maoist Poetry

Started by Mary Hinge, April 03, 2008, 08:36:38 PM

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Mary Hinge

All rules are implicitly understood and revealed only when infringed.

The Last Posts (31st March 2008 to 3rd April 2008)



QuoteI love talking,
QuoteI think there's so much to be learnt and discovered

Quoteit's fucking terrible the amount of loneliness that comes to
Quotesome human beings

Quotebecause of the misery

Quotethere's that sinking feeling when you simply don't have time
Quotetalking about how much she hates
Quotebecause she's lonely
Quotestop the emotional blackmail


QuoteHave I rambled? Yes. Yes I have.

QuoteWelcome to my world. Not only can I not look around

QuoteI what I was trying to say was

Quotedevoting a whole thread to this

Quotewas just boring,

QuoteI personally don't enjoy her

Quoteposts very much

Quotethey can be pointlessly inflammatory

Quoteand slightly banal.


QuoteThis is all really boring.

QuoteEvery single bit of it.

QuoteI mean, obviously

Quotethis adolescent 'message'

Quotethat is being communicated to us

Quotea load of dull

Quoteis annoying,

QuoteDon't give it attention

Quotedickhead.


QuoteIt really bugged me

Quotemade a reappearance.

QuoteYou didn't have to put up with it


Quotein the early nineties

Quotebecome fashionable.

QuoteIt was upsetting.


QuoteThe people are Reading

Quotemade me feel ill

QuoteI hated it,

QuoteI felt actual anger

QuoteI was trudging around trying to get through

Quotethe fucking trillions of people.

Quote....it's just going to be the same.

QuoteThere's not even a glimmer of hope


QuoteI'm a little disturbed,

Quoteshe actually wanted this to happen,

Quotei'm hugely disturbed.



QuoteWell, I'm hugely disturbed


QuoteI spose

Quoteteach me to stop posting before thinking

QuoteI spose

Quote....I forget

QuoteI went on in the past


QuoteWell, sadly that's

Quotesomething that is so prevalent these days.

QuoteI don't think

Quoteour club is like that,

QuoteI think it probably is

Quotedespite me

Quotenot wanting that



Quotefucking terrible

Quoteused to bloody love it.

QuoteThings are different now,

QuoteApparently it's a good way to get sex


QuoteI think,

Quotepeople are cunts

QuoteThen again, there's no rules,

Quoteand causing pain and unhappiness

Quoteto other humans

Quoteisn't really excusable is it?


QuoteI have no understanding,

Quotewhen you look annoyed they'll start on you,

Quoteaggressively

Quotein the hope that someone will look back who they can start on.

QuoteWhat the fuck is the point in it?


QuoteI should have been more specific,

QuoteI have a tendancy to vomit

Quotewords out my fingers without thinking.

QuoteI was basically just reacting

Quoteto the awfulness that is.


QuoteHateful.


Quotewhen you don't know people

Quoteit's just a pen for bitter arguments

Quotecocky idiots

Quotewho think it's really special.


QuoteIt's not special,

Quoteit's just a place



QuoteThere are very few clubs with standards

Quoteactually, yes our clubs are slightly more specialised
in their appeal,

Quotebut thats what we want,

Quotepeople get it.

QuoteIf we were more generalised,

Quotewe'd end up attracting people

Quotethat we don't cater for,


Quoteof course, call me a cunt,

Quotebut the reason I can confidently say these things

Quotesend us

Quoteremixes,

Quotegood remixes.


Spoiler alert


I love talking,
I think there's so much to be learnt and discovered

it's fucking terrible the amount of loneliness that comes to  some human beings

because of the misery

there's that sinking feeling when you simply don't have time
talking about how much she hates
because she's lonely
stop the emotional blackmail


Have I rambled? Yes. Yes I have.
Welcome to my world. Not only can I not look around

I what I was trying to say was
devoting a whole thread to this
was just boring,

I personally don't enjoy her
posts very much
they can be pointlessly inflammatory
and slightly banal.


This is all really boring.
Every single bit of it.

I mean, obviously
this adolescent 'message'
that is being communicated to us
a load of dull
is annoying,

Don't give it attention

dickhead.


It really bugged me
made a reappearance.
You didn't have to put up with it


in the early nineties
become fashionable.
It was upsetting.


The people are Reading

made me feel ill
I hated it,
I felt actual anger
I was trudging around trying to get through
the fucking trillions of people.

....it's just going to be the same.
There's not even a glimmer of hope


I'm a little disturbed,
she actually wanted this to happen,
i'm hugely disturbed.
Well, I'm hugely disturbed


I spose
teach me to stop posting before thinking
I spose
....I forget
I went on in the past
Well, sadly that's
something that is so prevalent these days.

I don't think
our club is like that,
I think it probably is

despite me
not wanting that



fucking terrible
used to bloody love it.
Things are different now,
Apparently it's a good way to get sex


I think,
  people are cunts
  Then again, there's no rules,
and causing pain and unhappiness
  to other humans
  isn't really excusable is it?


I have no understanding,

when you look annoyed they'll start on you,
aggressively
in the hope that someone will look back who they can start on.
What the fuck is the point in it?


I should have been more specific,
I have a tendancy to vomit
words out my fingers without thinking.
I was basically just reacting
to the awfulness that is.

Hateful.

when you don't know people
it's just a pen for bitter arguments
cocky idiots
who think it's really special.

It's not special,
it's just a place

There are very few clubs with standards
actually, yes our clubs are slightly more specialised
in their appeal,
but thats what we want,
people get it.

If we were more generalised,
we'd end up attracting people
that we don't cater for,


of course, call me a cunt,
but the reason I can confidently say these things
send us
remixes,
good remixes.
[close]


Hank_Kingsley


Mary Hinge

Quote from: Hank_Kingsley on April 03, 2008, 09:02:31 PM
I don't understand!

Okay Hank just for you!

The Ballad of Hank Kingsley

I don't understand!

Mmmm.
That's the danger with all this access
isn't it?
Madness indeed.

Also, what's the motivation for all this
business?
Seems to me to be an excuse to
spout some bitterness
about how you were wronged
(which seems a bit mad,
and a waste of time)

or to try and have
fun
again
DO IT!

If you've got a much nicer new love
you should be so happy with them
that the thought of all these other planks
only provokes a momentary 'bah, whatever' in you
and then you get along with the rest of the day

boasts about his promiscuity are no joking matter..."

get away with it
because they're never going to get
it

Yeah, yeah.
It's a non-story really
April Fools joke.

silly enough to talk about that in public.

Of course, it's not really.
A lot of people are
a bit Dutch or something
They're always on about rumpo those cloggies.

So, is this what we want
Is it an example of openness and maturity
or
silly

Also,
is it time to get hip?

Personally
don't mind it at all. But what about the rest of you bitches?

so faaackin good.

gone off them quite a bit.
I know it's rather sad to care about
but I'm using it as a distraction

I've been going a bit nuts.
LOVE.

There you go nagsworth. Taggers be damned.

That's a well fruity post.

What's the official line

I'll be keeping an eye on you,.


Good man!

Who am I confusing
Well, you guessed it right first time anyhow, sort of.

You cunt!
Do people think that
they'll absorb some of the talent/fame
I can't think of any other reason they might do it,
not very attractive
and
quite a damaged character.

Maybe they do it for the lolz.


Jive.

Poor Martin!

He could still have a good career

We should start shouldn't we?

"HAHA! Your uterus is useless!
Your uterus is useless!
Your uterus is useless!
Your uterus is useless!".






Hank_Kingsley

Aha! It's a remix/cut-up

You clever so & so.

The first one was Mindbear?

I like.

Hank_Kingsley

Wake me up before you Ricardo

the narcissistic personality disorder
its the best free entertainment going
turnout was good for an organization with only six members

No, Im not here to make trouble

callous individual
The "enemy"

the intellectual pseud
had a bloody good time


rudi

You're either evil, a genius, or some kind of horrific experiment gone wrong that combines the two.  Here's what I could manage on a medium-sized bottle of JD:

Mary's Prayer

Wheels within Wheels, turtles upon turtles
bottle of Gin and a box set of Buffy
look at us we so much better than them
I....don't....care

GI Joes and a couple of Spitfires.
Anthony Beevor and the little fuckers
Scroungers, Diana, Scroungers, Diana,
I....don't....care

Does it make you sound like a Nazi?
those fuckers breed like rabbits.
At last someone understands
I....don't....care


undead shit
gassed the Kurds
legalised abortion
between our legs.

I'm just kicking
a giant wasp
working class
much more snide
I could care less
it's not cool
go and fuck myself.

touchy


the truest and funniest thing I've read
a snowstorm of free verse
I switch sides every midnight
I....don't....care

I don't imagine you or anybody else
end up in a Japanese jail
middle class anti socialness
I....don't....care


contentious material
very real hatred
here's another one
FemNazi-ism
Scientific faithists
there's a threat!

bombs?


anti-abortionists
Magdalene laundries
racists views
2 Much HOT AIR
enjoy your Tea
Children of the Proles

Haven't we suffered enough?


sort that chippy tone in your post
comedy website must include jokes
^^ TL:DR
I....don't....care

Mary Hinge

Quote from: rudi on April 04, 2008, 01:05:32 AM
You're either evil, a genius, or some kind of horrific experiment gone wrong that combines the two.  Here's what I could manage on a medium-sized bottle of JD:


Rudi, that poem was splendid.
Now for something smaller.

Heil Mary

You're
evil

genius,
gone wrong
kind of horrific,

Experiment
on a medium.
I could
bottle
that.

candlelightoptometrist

Re: Therapeutic Maoist Poetry Previous Week Board State Haiku Redux (x5)

.........................................................................

need help, to shut up;
whining away, but quietly
never make a sound.

I have a hammer;
my fists unbloodied, tonight!
Bastard existence.
.........................................................................

If it helps solve crime;
Having cameras in the home?
Implanting with chips.

Population in prison?
as always through function creep
Fear and paranoia.

All their apparatus;
It is part of the problem
Unthinkable measures.

Where does it end?
.........................................................................

The lamb was divine
I don't know where you get that?
Ordinary things.
.........................................................................

lazy, arrogant,
unbalanced Americans...
they were given drugs.
.........................................................................

A large plastic bag;
fill it with worms, it'll grow.
talk reassuringly.

deluding myself;
We can all be anyone!
I enjoyed the Whores.

all my hopes were dashed.
people can be anyone
and then you see him...
.........................................................................


Pedro_Bear

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once of slime Which your lewd
cunt
had no Queens Counsel To
take my father. I
father reciting
this when will you forlornly pawing at
school, which mirrors its stayed with russet
freckles, And
poor people, addicted
to live I hung in the Azure! Towards the
hmmms.

Mary Hinge

Pedders, I see violations! Pick up three cards!
Right poem in play, dealer goes with...

Looking down on the Unemployed (A verbwhore takes a bath).

I'm
a career in unemployment.
You don't have to do any work.
free
to write
Every day is the weekend

be your own
animal shitting on the
floor
daytime TV
Absolutely fuck all is good about it
mind-killingl
Depressing

can you say that?

Waving goodbye to the unnecessary
Freedom
It's scary
you can be 
looking after
the working class
abusing
those summer outfits

police work.
sweet,
in a bank
get some
statements,

in prison
taking orders from folk
pretty junior to me,
and that might get a bit
boring


Has anyone mentioned
wanking?
the Royal family

No frustrations
work for CaB

I think I had some kind of mental defect.
You knows it
you're pleased by Loose Women
eating Cheerios
out of the box
a pretty healthy thing to do
so everything evens out nicely.

I've got a friend
he knows that at some point
he's going to have to get
the magical benefits
up sooner or later.
And,of course,there
was the thing that I'd come
he'd be moaning
noticing the correlation
between me being out
and having more
than him
fill me with the urge
to go back and do it again.

feeling  more and more numb. 
I'm not too sure what went wrong,
if you've barely got enough
and you're spending most of your time sulking
you inevitably end up
becoming a bit of a
Jarvis Cocker
the biggest problem
long-term
Wandering around
this huge deal.


That's very true
Fruityloops
after a while
there's nothing left to
express how angry you are,
people laugh by poking fun at your own situation

Cocker
is
there as well,
You do need to
engage with
enemies
who,
in all fairness, can give you a good education
in the ways other people
outside your circle of friends think
great stuff really.


an arrogant
waltz
I would love
to be pretty humiliating.
I don't really know why
humilating,
it wasn't that I was judgemental
towards the people
the stereotypical young males in tracksuits,
pram pushers and random foreigners.
I think
perhaps
the people behind the computers were
androids,
they didn't really assist you
they just said
move on.

I mean there is only so much
you can do. 
I'm hardly a model
certaintly don't have your dignity
as I found out.


to be as dispiriting
and depressing as possible
discouraging people.
The problem is that most people are already
in a downward spiral
low self esteem
low motivation
the process just makes it even worse

looking menacing don't help either.
should be more cheerful,
perhaps


Atlas Shrugged
accompanied by trombone music