Big Brother 9

[Small Man Big Horse]

It's going to be interesting to see if Davina kisses Rachel's arse throughout the interview, considering how she's criticised her frequently throughout the series (and during her stint on BBBM as well apparently).

[papalaz4444244]

Brilliant result, especially as nearly all the other housemates treated her like shit.

[Marv Orange]

Nah, the winner never really influences how others act in the next series. Just look at the varied winners, Cameron, Kate, Nadia, Anthony!

Its not always about the winner, Rachel is another opinion lacking  i'm a bit thick twee radar dodger who just built upon the personalities of past finalists.

[Artemis]

What's with all the Dairy Milk adverts?

Heh, I thought that.

Lovely little moment there when Davina tried to get Mikey to say Rex, and he made reference to somebody BB didn't want mentioning at any point whatsoever. Superb. Christ, Mikey's barking mad, isn't he.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what was that moment when Mikey got hit accidentally in the pool and yelled "what the fuck was that? you fucking idiot". I've not laughed as hard in ages!!

Aww, Mikey's nice to say thanks, and to congratulate Rachel first. I love him shouting instead of talking.

Blimey, they're all going to boo Rachel!

[danielreal2k]

Wonder what Rachel will spend the £100,000 on

WHIT THE FARK WAS THAT, FECKING IDIOT.    ah classic Mikey

[Lee Van Cleef]

Davina: "Mikey, here are your best bits.."

BB Producer: "Oh shit, he's blind isn't he?"

[thomasina]

Fuck  and i changed my mind at 8/1 to put £10 on Mikey

Luke' has proberly just killed himself.

We can only hope.

[Neil]

Yes, boo her, boo her!

[Marv Orange]

Is she holding Mikeys Winky glass?

[Kazuo Kiriyama]

I hope she comes out to nothing but silence and a Graham Linehan "fuckin' 'ell"

[Marv Orange]

Good boo'd she did fuck all.

[joeyzaza]

Yes, boo her, boo her!

Surely the most apt response would be to just politely clap.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

She is a sweet, pretty little thing though.  I want to protect her.

With my cock.

[Artemis]

Heh, Mo texting somebody there, while all the fuss and fireworks were going on.

Probably ordering a pizza.

[Neil]

NO, TURN THE FIREWORKS DOWN SO WE CAN HEAR THE BOOS!!

[Marv Orange]

Nice to see winning BB elicits the same reaction as seeing some grapes.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Cut to Bex and Luke...please!

[Kazuo Kiriyama]

Heh, Mo texting somebody there, while all the fuss and fireworks were going on.

Probably ordering a pizza.

He'll probably eat the phone before he manages to send it. Greedy, greedy Mo.

[Ja'moke]

NO, TURN THE FIREWORKS DOWN SO WE CAN HEAR THE BOOS!!

I thought you'd be happy because this is the result that would piss of Luke the most.


I don't see why she should be booed, she isn't a nasty person at all and she did have opinions no matter what the other housemates try to say, she constantly stood up to Rex and was one of the only ones to stand up for Bex against Alex in week one and she stood up to Jen and Bex during their bitching days.

[danielreal2k]

Heh, Mo texting somebody there, while all the fuss and fireworks were going on.

Probably ordering a pizza.

[joeyzaza]

I don't see why she should be booed, she isn't a nasty person at all

MEDIOCRITY DESERVES SCORN

[Kazuo Kiriyama]

I don't see why she should be booed, she isn't a nasty person at all

She's not an entertaining person either. I really thought reality TV audiences were over the whole "vote someone nice to win" thing over contestants/housemates who'd actually been entertaining. Literally the only things that stick out in my mind that she's done are the statements of thickness like "what does peril mean?" "there are 50 days in a year," and "what's a rhino?" which makes her a hybrid of Chantelle/Jade/Emma and Cameron.

[Marv Orange]

Wow pure white noise.

[papalaz4444244]

Christ, I see 8 Out Of 10 Cats features Bex, Luke, Charlie and that retard Nikki. Fuck that.

[danielreal2k]

Mo still texting lol

[Kazuo Kiriyama]

Mo still texting lol

He's become addicted to Snake in his three days on the outside world.

Luke being snide about the money there, after selling his soul posing like Charles Hawtry with an "ooh, my penis is so small!" expression on the front of the Star in a vest.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Ha! Luke you sour-faced ungracious cunt!

[Marv Orange]

THE FUCKING HOLLYWOOD ENDING FUCK OFF BE WHO YOU ARE FUCK OFF GO WRITE FOR HOLLYOAKS

[Small Man Big Horse]

This is the most negative winner's interview / best bits I've ever seen. The producer's really didn't think she'd win, clearly. The shortest one too, I can only presume they cut out a lot of the questions which really criticised her for being dull.

[Kazuo Kiriyama]

Her "best bits" were really cobbled together from scraps too. Just jumping up and down.