We Might As Well Have A Haiku Thread Too, Then

[alan nagsworth]

For those who don't know the rules, it's three lines to a haiku. The first line is five syllables, the second is seven, the third is five again. Let's see if we can't teach you cunts some proper structure. WINKY FACE!!!!!!

Okay I'll Start:
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Raving nonce party

[Toad in the Hole]

After Friday Night Project

[Ginyard]

big meat feast farty

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Colour my eyelids

[the midnight watch baboon]

Me Badd, like blacky-pinky

[Ginyard]

Hurrow everyone

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Me Humpty Dumpty

[the midnight watch baboon]

Fine Benedict horizon

[Ginyard]

slowly breathes the imp

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[Dragon]

Balls are black and blue

[the midnight watch baboon]

From my white-expunging quest

[Ginyard]

aloe vera helps

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ambulation bum

[Dragon]

A blue chemotherapy wig

[alan nagsworth]

Hospital trauma

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Sky turns black as coal

[Ginyard]

as gas blows Hemel Hempstead

[dredd]

Quaint Hiroshima

[Ginyard]

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watch the kettle steam

[the midnight watch baboon]

Like silent horror film fog

[alan nagsworth]

Shroud of malice borne

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Everlasting smile

[Ginyard]

The Joker's fine chelsea grin

[alan nagsworth]

Pissing down my face.

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Heavy metal freak

[the midnight watch baboon]

Lars and Het signed corset on

[Dragon]

Emo to the core.

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One Two Three Four Five

[alan nagsworth]

I count my voodoo ailments

[Dragon]

My dolls are working

[alan nagsworth]

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Let the paedos hang!

[the midnight watch baboon]

Out whereever they like, man

[Dragon]

Let's shave Pantu's eyes.

[Johnny Yesno]

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There once was a man

[Cerys]

In winter's chill satin grip

[mister_enmity]

Sniffing a whore's toe

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

Toothpaste for Breakfast