We Might As Well Have A Haiku Thread Too, Then

[gmoney]

The art of a minty morn

[Ginyard]

Eastenders sunrise

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[alan nagsworth]

Mind draws blank, I stare

[Cerys]

Into the abyss of my

[gmoney]

Inflating ballbags.

[Ginyard]

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Big stiff hairy cock

[Cerys]

Mutant lord of the henhouse

[Ginyard]

floppy prozac snake

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[gmoney]

Earth to Butlins, quick!

[Cerys]

Must have more cannabis - now!

[gmoney]

Redcoat army move!

[alan nagsworth]

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Cold, mechanic arm

[Cerys]

With hand clenched around Brand's neck

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

Sausages for tea

[gmoney]

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Piss on the loo seat

[alan nagsworth]

Dampens my cheeks, oh! It's cold

[Cerys]

Must Ralgex my arse.

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Blocked nose again, sniff

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

Gunked up nasal traffic jam

[Cerys]

Must try tooting horn.

[the midnight watch baboon]

Veins twitching for food

[Cerys]

I have peanut M&Ms!

[Dragon]

But the allergies...

[alan nagsworth]

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Guns don't kill people,

[the midnight watch baboon]

A cawing crow means, 'new life'

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

Bullets suggest not

[alan nagsworth]

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Cry of wolf resounds

[Cerys]

While I sit on the toilet

[Jemble Fred]

Thank god for the lock.


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Have you seen my pox?

[Cerys]

It may be behind the fridge

[alan nagsworth]

Spider's claimed his prize :(